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{{quote|Get away from that Internet, I'm cutting it down!|Bob Chandler, the cyberspace lumberjack}} | |||
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Robert's step-son, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]], despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".<ref>E-mails: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-3.PNG</ref> | Robert's step-son, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]], despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".<ref>E-mails: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-3.PNG</ref> | ||
But recently, Bob's become a firm favorite with [[trolls]] in the CWC world, due to his infamous cameo in the<br>[http://www.slutload.com/watch/gEnIQ5EQM9C/Chris-chan-caught-fapping-by-his-dad.html Chris-chan caught fapping incident]. | |||
Revision as of 05:04, 1 March 2009
| “ | Get away from that Internet, I'm cutting it down! | ” |
| Bob Chandler, the cyberspace lumberjack | ||
Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President.
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob has won a special place in the trolls' hearts for cutting down Chris's internet.
Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]
But recently, Bob's become a firm favorite with trolls in the CWC world, due to his infamous cameo in the
Chris-chan caught fapping incident.
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