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| [[Image:042-CWC'sFavoriteHits.jpg|thumb|right|The first public appearance of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].]] | | ['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). |
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| '''''Christian's Favorite Hits!''''' is the [[Chris and music|homemade CD]] which sparked the creation and debut of [[Trolls|everybody's]] favorite [[Sonic]] recolor, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].
| | They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018. |
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| ==Volume 1== | | == CHANNELS == |
| Tasked with creating a jewel-case insert for graphic design class at [[Manchester High School|high school]], Chris found himself once again fighting for [[autism|artistic freedom of expression]]. The draconian rules of the assignment – that he avoid using copyrighted images – required Chris to get creative.
| | The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion. |
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| {{quote|On the fateful day on March 17, [[2000]], I wanted to feature on my Favorite Hits CD Cover life-long hero, Sonic the Hedgehog, and cute newer character, Pikachu, but Copyrighted Characters were prohibited from the project.
| | == EVENTS == |
| | The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS. |
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| So, in my mind, I pondered and pondered when it hit me visually; [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]] combined.|Chris, being creative.<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>}}
| | In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019. |
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| Chris claims to have gotten an A+ on the assignment.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu</ref> The other characters on the cover are Christian's original Pokémon Espanolic, Koffingroo, Plautistic, Buggzap and Strongtire. Note that many of the other drawings on the cover are also uncreative combinations of Pokémon and other objects, such as the [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood?|halo]] floating above Chris's head.
| | == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == |
| | Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019. |
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| {{quote|HE IS NOT JUST A POLYMERIZED pair of Game characters; He is his own Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon Self, and I have [[parody|my own circled "C" on him]], so there.|Chris, clearing up any misunderstandings.<ref>[[:Image:0510-CWCNote9.jpg]]</ref>}}
| | * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO |
| | * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE) |
| | * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD |
| | * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN |
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| As for the CD's actual contents, the tracklist is unsurprisingly a very liberal interpretation of what constitutes a hit, being mostly comprised of songs from video game and movie soundtracks.
| | GRAND DAD IS LOVE |
| | GRAND DAD IS LIFE |
| | GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI |
| | FOR MEMES |
| | FOR VINESAUCE |
| | AND FOR |
| | SILVAGUNNER |
| | ==GOOBY== |
| | [[Image:Zzzzzasdf.jpg|thumb|GOOBY]] |
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| ===Liner Notes===
| | Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more |
| [[Image:043-CWCsFavHitsIn.jpg|thumb|CD inlay. Note an early prototype of [[The Wall of Originals]] in the background.]]
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| [[Image:044-CWCsFavHitsBack.jpg|thumb|right|The tracklist.]]
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| {{quotebox|This CD contains many of my favorite songs from many CDs. The order of the songs are in order by the type of music/game in which it originated. In order, it goes as followed:
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| 1st. Sonic music (I love that Hedgehog).
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| 2nd. Pokemon music (I like the video games and the TCG game)
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| 3rd. Mario music (I like the MarioKart64 and Star Fox 64 games).
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| And 4th. Classic Jazz (I enjoy a cool, jazzy beat).
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| And the order repeats till the 21st song; it finishes with two Sonic songs. All in all, all the songs are many of my favorite hits!}}
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| ===Track listing===
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| # Sonic Boom. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]] game. Vocal: "Pastiche."
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| # [[Wikipedia:Don't Say You Love Me (M2M song)|Don't Say You Love Me]]. From [[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie (soundtrack)|Pokemon 1st Movie Soundtrack]]. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:M2M (band)|M2M]].
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| # Circuit Select. From [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]] game.
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| # [[Wikipedia:Love and Marriage|Love & Marriage]]. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frank Sinatra]].
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| # Believe in Myself. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] game.
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| # Poke Rap. From [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_2.B.A._Master#Pok.C3.A9mon_2BA_MASTER|Pokemon "2.B.A Master" CD]]. Vocals: [[Wikipedia:D. Train|James "D Train" Williams]], Babi Floyd.
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| # Rainbow Road. From [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]] game.
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| # [[Wikipedia:Talk to the Animals|Talk To The Animals]]. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:Bing Crosby|Bing Crosby]].
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| # It Doesn't Matter. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] game.
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| # (Hey, You) Free Up Your Mind. From [[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie (soundtrack)|Pokemon 1st Movie Soundtrack]]. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:Emma Bunton|Emma Bunton p/k/a Baby Spice]].
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| # Titania + Macbeth. From [[Wikipedia:Star Fox 64|Star Fox 64 game]].
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| # Velvet Moon & Chico Marx. Vocal: Skip Nelson.
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| # My Sweet Passion. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] game.
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| # 2. B. A. Master. From [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_2.B.A._Master#Pok.C3.A9mon_2BA_MASTER|Pokemon "2.B.A Master" CD]]. Vocal: Russell Velazquez.
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| # Victory Lap. From [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]] game.
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| # [[Wikipedia:I've Got the World on a String|I've Got The World On A String]]. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frank Sinatra]].
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| # Unknown from ME. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] game.
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| # We're A Miricle. [sic] From [[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie (soundtrack)|Pokemon 1st Movie Soundtrack]].
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| # Koopa Troopa Beach. From [[Wikipedia:Mario Kart 64|Mario Kart 64]] game.
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| # 10 Feet Off The Ground. Vocal: [[Wikipedia:Louis Armstrong|Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong]].
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| # Open Your Heart. From [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] game.
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| # Sonic & Knuckles Theme. From [http://info.sonicretro.org/Virtual_Sonic Virtual Sonic] music CD.
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| ==Volume 2==
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| [[Image:047-CWCsFavHits2.jpg|thumb|left|The HIT PARADE continues!]]
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| Chris made a second CD, and illustrated a cover for it on 27 July 2000. Even though the front cover is less nauseating than the first, the back cover is somehow even more of a mess compared to its predecessor.
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| {{quotebox|After making my last CD, time flew by, and more music came into my world. I have made this CD, which has many more of my favorite songs, to add more of my favorite songs on a 2nd disc.
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| There is a different order of types of songs, and another type has been added. In order, it goes as followed:
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| 1st. [[Sonic]] Music (I like that Hedgehog).
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| 2nd. [[Pokemon]] Music (I like the video games, and the TCG game)
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| 3rd. Classic Jazz (I enjoy a cool, jazzy beat).
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| and 4th. Today's [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|Rap]]/[[Guitar Hero|Rock]] (I enjoy it, but [[Bob Chandler|my Father]] does not).
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| And the order repeats till the 23rd song; it is a final Sonic Song. All in all, these are many more of my favorite hits! 8)}}
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| The tracklist has never been publicly released, but it can be assumed that it's very similar in tone to the last one with the (presumed) addition of some post-grunge/rap rock/nu metal songs.
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| As shown in the gallery below, Chris made a third edition of the CD at one point. Other than the cover, which was illustrated on 19 November 2000, nothing else is known about its contents.
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| ==Other Homemade CDs==
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| Chris has produced numerous other homemade CDs beyond the ''Favorite Hits'' series as well. These CDs include:
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| * ''A CD for [[Cole Smithey]]'' - Chris made this CD as a gift to his half-brother Cole. It is unknown if it was ever given to Cole, or how he reacted to it (if he ever did at all). It contains "a variety of songs from many of [his] CD's", and the first track is supposedly a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC Broadcast|broadcast]]" where Chris talks about Cole for a while. Cover and inlay illustrated on 16 July 2000.
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| * ''Songs 4 Kellie'' - A CD made as a gift for [[Kellie Andes]]. Like before, it's unknown if it was ever given to Kellie, or how she reacted to it (if she ever did). Cover illustrated 12 November 2000.
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| * ''Linda Ronstadt (en Español)'' - A compilation of Spanish songs from [[wikipedia:Linda Ronstadt|Linda Ronstadt]], with a cover prominently featuring [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] that has nothing to do with the songs featured. Notable for having a crude image of Rosechu lying in a "seductive" pose as its inlay. Cover illustrated 6 June [[2001]].
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| * ''Songs Between Friends: A CD for Christian + Sarah'' - A CD dedicated to [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. Cover illustrated 22 July [[2003]].
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| * ''Christian's [[Anime]] World'' - A CD likely containing a mixture of songs from anime programs, namely (if the cover is any indication) ''Sonic X'', ''[[Excel Saga]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and ''[[Pokemon]]''. Cover illustrated 2 May 2003.
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| * ''Christian's Anime World 2'' - Likely more of the same. Cover illustrated 23 August 2003.
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| * ''Chris's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest'' - A series of 2 CDs, plus a "bonus disc", all made on 22 May [[2006]]. Probably contains songs from his other CD mixes as well as some new favorites from ''[[Guitar Hero]]''.
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| * ''[[Megan]]'s First Sailor Moon CD'' - Self-explanatory. Date unknown, but likely 2006 or [[2007]].
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| * ''[[Three-Quarter Woman]]'' - a CD made for [[Catherine]]. Made in [[September 2014]].
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| ==Gallery==
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| Image:045-ColeCD.jpg|''A CD for [[Cole Smithey]]!''
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| Image:049-Songs4Kellie.jpg|''Songs 4 [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]]
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| Image:050-CWCsFavHits3.jpg|''Christian's Favorite Hits 3!''
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| Image:051-LindaRonstadtCD.jpg|''Mas Puto!''
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| Image:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|''Isn't that [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|sexy?]]''
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| Image:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg|''Songs Between Friends: A CD for Christian + Sarah''
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| Image:054-CWCsAnimeWorldCD.jpg|''Christian's Anime World''
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| Image:055-CWCsAnimeWorld2CD.jpg|''Christian's Anime World 2''
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| Image:058-CWCJam061Front.jpg|''CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of my Quest Part 1''
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| Image:059-CWCJam062Front.jpg|''CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of my Quest Part 2''
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| Image:060-CWCJam06BFront.jpg|''CWC's Mix Jams '06 Bonus Disc''
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| Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|''Megan's First SAILORMOON CD''
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[THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
CHANNELS
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
EVENTS
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
- GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
- GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
- GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
- GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
GOOBY
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
