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A fellow [[autism|ass-pie]] who also trolled [[Chris]]Joshua was a friend from his special ed class who promised to introduce him to girls and pretended to hook him up with a girl called [[Lori Lopez]].  
[[Image:Joshohshi.jpg|thumb|Josh being the badass Chris thinks he is]]
Joshua was a friend that carpooled to James Madison University for special education with Christian (Although they may have met at a church function), apparently they hung out after school in Harrisonburg, there they would eat a a restaurant called Country Cookin' and mull around an abandoned airplane. Josh supposedly has cousins in a fairly popular band, this is the supposed facet for meting the likes of Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, Jessica Biel, Megan Fox, and Jessica Simpson.


He is apparently a Hollywood big shot and he fell out with Chris. Chris wanted [[ED]] to attack him instead.
Joshua is the first troll to pretend to be a woman to screw with him. He pretended to hook Chris up with a girl named Lori Lopez, chatted with Chris as her and sent him supposed pictures of her. These images were actually of Vanessa Hudgens. The truly hilarious part of this is he closes communication as her by confiding her love for Josh to Chris. Eventually Chris discovers that he was trolled, and (as he does about everything that happens to him) writes about it in his comic.
[[Image:Joshua deceived me.jpg|thumb|oh noes!]]


ED respectively declined the offer and continued to troll Chris instead.
Joshua is currently working as a gofer at ProBuild in Charlottesville Virginia. Much like Chris, he is also perusing a career in the art field with works that look like Venus De Milo in comparison to Chris's shit. Much unlike Chris, he has a daily jogging and weightlifting regimen.


==See Also==
*[[Lori Lopez]]
*[[Chris E-Mails]]
*[[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]]


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Revision as of 23:39, 11 March 2009

Josh being the badass Chris thinks he is

Joshua was a friend that carpooled to James Madison University for special education with Christian (Although they may have met at a church function), apparently they hung out after school in Harrisonburg, there they would eat a a restaurant called Country Cookin' and mull around an abandoned airplane. Josh supposedly has cousins in a fairly popular band, this is the supposed facet for meting the likes of Jessica Alba, Britney Spears, Jessica Biel, Megan Fox, and Jessica Simpson.

Joshua is the first troll to pretend to be a woman to screw with him. He pretended to hook Chris up with a girl named Lori Lopez, chatted with Chris as her and sent him supposed pictures of her. These images were actually of Vanessa Hudgens. The truly hilarious part of this is he closes communication as her by confiding her love for Josh to Chris. Eventually Chris discovers that he was trolled, and (as he does about everything that happens to him) writes about it in his comic.

oh noes!

Joshua is currently working as a gofer at ProBuild in Charlottesville Virginia. Much like Chris, he is also perusing a career in the art field with works that look like Venus De Milo in comparison to Chris's shit. Much unlike Chris, he has a daily jogging and weightlifting regimen.

See Also