Difference between revisions of "Julie"

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-[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|thumb|left|150px|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]][[Image:Gilded.jpg|thumb|right|150px|What Julie actually looks like]]
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-{{quote|I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19.|Chris on Julie}}
-{{quote|JOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAY|Chris professing his love for Julie while orgasming}}
-Chris's current TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left [[PandaHalo| Panda]] due to her Hymen-breaking rape by [[Clyde Cash]].
-Julie hails from the backwards Eastern-European country of Molvania (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"), and is now currently residing in Ohio.
-Chris made a video where he calls himself gay to save Julie's life. He wants to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight.
-In a 23 February 2009 video, Chris compares his love for Julie as that of Romeo for his Juliet. Much like Shakespeare's classic play, the role of Juliet is being played by a 13 year old boy and it will only end in tragedy (for Chris, at least).
-On 26 February 2009, Chris took an epic journey to Cleveland, Ohio to rescue Julie from her brother Max. Unfortunately, because Chris got the "wrong" address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly black woman.
-On 03 March 2009, Julie finally revealed that she was [[Max]] and really a 13 year old boy. His response was "I feel terrible."
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