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[[Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back]] is a video from 31 July 2009, in which [[Chris]] tries to go back to his old self to address concerns that he's an impostor based on the fact he doesn't wear his medallion, striped shirts, and having a goatee. | [[Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back]] is a video from 31 July 2009, in which [[Chris]] tries to go back to his old self to address concerns that he's an impostor based on the fact he doesn't wear his medallion, striped shirts, and having a goatee. | ||
In it, Chris [[fail|fails]] at shaving while Lift Up Your Eyes by | In it, Chris [[fail|fails]] at shaving while Lift Up Your Eyes by Planetshakers plays in the background for emotional effect. | ||
If Chris was smart, he would have used shaving [[semen|cream]], but because he's Chris he will have to put up with razor burn for the next two weeks. | If Chris was smart, he would have used shaving [[semen|cream]], but because he's Chris he will have to put up with razor burn for the next two weeks. | ||
Revision as of 17:43, 9 August 2009
Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back is a video from 31 July 2009, in which Chris tries to go back to his old self to address concerns that he's an impostor based on the fact he doesn't wear his medallion, striped shirts, and having a goatee.
In it, Chris fails at shaving while Lift Up Your Eyes by Planetshakers plays in the background for emotional effect.
If Chris was smart, he would have used shaving cream, but because he's Chris he will have to put up with razor burn for the next two weeks.
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[CWC removes his glasses and speaks inaudibly to the camera as "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Christian church music group, "Planetshakers" plays over him. He puts his glasses down, removes his waistcoat and takes off a medallion inscribed with the phase "THE TIME OF MY LIFE" which he shows to the camera and then discards. Using a safety razor but no cream he begins taking vertical and horizontal swipes across his chin with alarming force. The head comes loose from the handle and falls to the ground. He picks it back up, reattaches it and resumes. After a few more stokes he does this again. After further scraping he seems to put this razor down and pick up a new one. The head falls off yet again and he reattaches it and continues. After more shaving he stops to check for unshaven areas, he then resumes, checks, resumes, checks, finds it to his satisfaction and the video ends.]