Talk:I am Alive

Can't wait to see if he follows through on his promise to remove Simonla. I'll admit, I wasn't expecting that to work.--MoarLurk 22:21, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Wait, he claimed Alec held women hostage? When did he say that? Is this in a phone call that only the PVCC has access to or something?--Beat 22:22, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Oh, The victim Rosechus in Sonichu 10. Honestly, I've gottten to the point where I can barely read those comics. It's literally painful.--Beat 22:33, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

GODDAMN LOOK AT THAT HAIR. Isarko 22:31, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Shampoo and shower, He need to use them badly. Griffintown 23:09, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

I think it's far too late for that ExplodingSims 06:50, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

Article name

Why isn't this titled "I am alive?" I thought the date system was only for when Chris doesn't bother to create a title.--Beat 22:52, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

shecameforcwc2.jpg

Everyone assumed there would be massive fallout and considerable tard rage over this image. Chris is not the type to keep his irritation inside or ignore a slight that irks him so as not to feed the trolls.

As such, I have to assume that the image does not bother him at all. I find this at once impressive and very, very disturbing. They should have made it Bob's ass. - Liquid! 23:21, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

• Implications, implications. It could be possible that the Chandlers are pretty open about nudity. At least two of them are probably incapable of bathing themselves. It could also be that Chris has learned to not involve the 'rents in the world of the internet anymore, lest they cut it down. Or it might be because, unlike She Came for CWC, the ad hasn't caused any direct drama irl. His mom won't break up with him after seeing that. But yeah, Bob's ass would've at least tweaked the gay nerve. Isarko 23:51, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
  • My theory: he doesn't realize it's a picture of his mom. The captions insinuated that pretty heavily, but Chris can't grasp innuendo for shit, and he can't recognize likenesses either. Seems entirely possible to me that he just thought it's a picture of him getting some china off a fat bitch. Dkaien 00:41, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
  • I think then that someone should tell him. Someone should tell him and the Chandlers as well. Someone call up Snorlax and inform her that porn of her just surfaced on her son's site. She'll arrive at a conclusion involving incest, Chris will figure it out, and we'll get that tard rage filled rant we wanted. And many laughs will be had. --Edward 00:51, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
• According to Evan, it did in fact set him off, but all of it was behind the scenes. And he apparently tried to "troll" Alec by pretending to be Snorlax, so he definitely recognized her. An infodump is due soon.--MoarLurk 01:33, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Well, horrifyingly, Chris and Snorlax sound a lot alike, at least to me that is. I wonder if Chris actually noticed...nah, his ego is far too humongous. --CWCAttack 01:51, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Ohh...I am so hoping for a leaked video of him tard raging...--Edward 01:58, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
    • Tragically, I don't think so. Best we can hope for is an archive of angry emails.--MoarLurk 02:42, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
      • Perhaps I'm overestimating our dear Ruckersvillian, but I just assumed that the picture was so gross and embarassing that even Chris can't bring himself to give it specific acknowledgement. Blusko 10:21, 6 February 2010 (UTC)