Talk:Chris and health

Hey we should add a "gallery of fatness" to the bottom of the page with pictures of his horrible fatness.--Pikimon 19:01, 23 July 2009 (CEST)

• That's not such a bad idea, I suppose. What would be best is if you could make them show how much he has ballooned over the years. Dormiebasne 21:20, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
  • That is an even better idea--Pikimon 23:09, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
    • Damn, I wish he was one of those people who took a photo of himself once a day. Then we could make an animation. Dann Woolf 15:33, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Moved the gallery of hair. --Garfield 03:14, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

• Cool!--Pikimon 16:50, 29 July 2009 (CEST)

Need to do

• Probably move the hair to Sonichu Girls or just make a new page for it, I think it warrants its own page because it also demonstrates MEXICAN SONICHU and poor Spanish
• Also, incorporate chris's coke habits (the drink) http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?n2bjtmemyyj Clydec 19:33, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

Chris and Strength?

Chris seems to suffer form delusions that he's really strong and a good fighter. I'd go into more depth except that I'm not really strong nor a good fighter. All I know is that he's worse at both than me. --OFSheep 06:26, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

Weird section

The article currently says: "Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving high school, and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. It has also left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos." Now, I'm not a medical professional or anything, but I'm pretty sure exercise level doesn't have much to do with skin color. The second sentence should probably be moved or at least clarified.

• No, I think that's more or less sun. Trust me, if you can get him to push carts during the summer at some Wal-Mart or whatever, his skin'll look a million times better. Of course, we're talking about Chris, who thinks item stockers in retail are "heavyweights".--Blazer 20:24, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

• I have edited it as such:"Since he barely leave his house and focus his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos." I hope it will please Mr. Anonymous... Griffintown 20:35, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

So when WAS the last time Chris took a shower?

Seriously. What was the exact date of Chris's last shower? Considering how much he's divulged about his life it shouldn't be hard to aquire this information. Dann Woolf 13:30, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

• It's not as simple as you think. First, Chris is not the type of camera-whore who would record this. Then, He's in straight denial about this as you can read it in the article. Personally, my out-of-nowhere guess would be once a week or when the itching would became impossible to endure. Griffintown 15:47, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
  • If a guy is said to be smelling like rotten watermelon or rotting fish in the sun, he's probably not even showering once a MONTH. Has anybody actually ASKED him? Dann Woolf 15:31, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
    • Do you think he would listen? Chris had learned over the years that making over-the-top claims and giving assurances of all sorts would allow him to avoid doing any action. So, if we ask him, be sure that he will repeat that he showers daily even if flies drop dead around him due to the stench. Griffintown 16:32, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
      • I've been brushing up on my psychology and according to Professor Jean M. Twenge of San Diego University in her book "The Narcissism Epidemic" It illustrates that Narcissists are extremely fragile to criticism and with his autism and child like personality it would be no surprise if chris chan has spent several months/days without showering (just look at that brownish crust on his neck) And I imagine that even if he does he probably doesn't shower thoroughly enough to get rid of his...err aroma.--Pikimon 18:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Is he in danger of developing diabetes?

Its just speculation on my part but with a 60 ounces of coke a day habit and whatever othefr high sugar foods he is eating combined with his obesity as well as the possible hypertension make me wonder if he is at risk. Shawths

• It's probably very possible. I mean, the sugar content in McDonald's is high, and in even a 330ml can of Coke (11fl oz. approx.) there is about 60% of an adult's daily sugar allowance.. Maybe if we try and get information from him that we can cross-reference to a list of diabetes symptoms, such as exceptional thirst, dry mouth and frequent urination. ³⁷ Rb ^85.468 17:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Could I maybe send him a letter leading him on to list any of these symptoms in operation Mailbag?Shawths
    • Chris is at high risk for pretty much everything that obesity can cause.--Beat 06:46, 26 February 2010 (UTC)