User talk:Ronichu

Hi! I suggest that we move that list about Chris's "Chris_chan" page from the ED page to the Chris-Chan (CWCipedia) page, where it would be of more help. What do you think? --GokuGetEm 10:04, 18 December 2009 (CET)

Mailbag potentials

Wherein a guess is made

Hi Chris,

Sandy from Sydney, Australia here- firstly, my friends and I were talking recently and I love the fact that you put a character into Sonichu with the same name as me! That really made my day! <3

Secondly, I noticed in Asperchu Alec wrote that you got fired from Wendy's for sleeping on the job, but I know the real reason you were fired was because you had an understandable poop accident at work. I think it's cruel they fired you for that, don't they understand autism at all?

Love,

Sandy.

Wherein a creepy co-incidence is noted

Hi Chris,

Sandy again! I'm surprised you didn't mention you were so famous! I saw the movie that Lord of the Rings director made about you over the weekend. As you know, it is called 'The Lovely Bones' (named after your beautiful wife, of course!) and I found it to be amazing! Apparently it is based on your older, wiser self and all the young, pretty girls you have sex with. You lucky devil!

In the movie you live to be what looks to be about as old as your father, with heaps of sexual conquests behind you and living a free life. I recommend you check it out if you haven't already, it's based on you! Peter Jackson said so himself! You should easily be able so see which person is meant to be you, he even has your glasses and autism.

Write me a nice reply, okay? And don't forget to see the movie!

Love,

Sandy.

• That's...frightening because it's almost true. No-one actually offered Loli to Chris though, so we'll have to see what would happen there.--YawningSquirtleRedux 00:51, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Your Call

You noted that Bob and Snorlax sounded delighted to talk to you--Snorlax even thought that your fictional sister was "cute". I don't blame them for wanting to talk to someone that isn't anyone else in that house. Still, why did Snorlax come to the phone when you asked for Chris? I consider this more proof that they're being paranoid. About what, however, I don't know--Snorlax fears Chris Hansen is a grand threat to Chris. Still, thanks for proving that Bob is alive.--MoarLurk 01:43, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

• I don't know why Snorlax came to the phone - I explicitly asked for Chris. If I could guess, I would say one part paranoia and one part 'Chris is playing vidya and shouldn't be disturbed'. I actually enjoyed talking to both Bob and Snorlax and plan on calling them tomorrow before work, but recording it this time.

• Incidently, I am also glad Bob is alive. He sounded happy. I don't know why they both seemed to immediately trust me; I have been told I have an okay phone voice, despite my nervousness, and my accent and ability to make shit up on the fly due to a youth spent playing D&D probably helped too.Ronichu 02:27, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

• To me it read like Bob didn't want to get blamed for passing a troll on to Chris, so he passed it on to Snorlax so she could make the decision. Chris sounded like an absolute dick though. - Borednewb 03:12, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Basically I came away from the conversation with the impression that Chris' parents were very nice (despite their many flaws) and maybe a little lonely. Chris, on the other hand, was basically Collosal Dick-Chan who resented being dragged away from his games by someone who wasn't a potential Crystal maker. Blech. What a wanker.

Re: Hook ad

• I didn't get banned, but I too got no response from our autistic loser. I think instead of planning things through, some of the more "spontaneous" trolls scared Chris away. --One With The Lulz 04:11, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
• lol you actually read it all? it's actually from fanfiction.net (about that little bastard recolor sonic the hedgehog) and I originally stumbled on it years ago. I just did a little creative editing. Still, it might be funny to send it to Chris, if he isn't too autistic to pay attention to read it. --One With The Lulz 12:56, 9 April 2010 (UTC)