Talk:Song of Christian

He kind of sounds like Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day.~User:gourmetpickle

• Oh god, you're right! Can't unhear. --Lime (Scold? | Undo?) 00:30, 14 March 2009 (CET)

"I talk well"

Transcribing is a son of a bitch when this guy shoots out something three words in advance, and has to backtrack. And anyway, say, uh, sh-should, uh, or should I say this old-fashioned ah... He's a fuckin' dyslexic Foghorn Leghorn! Chris also uses language to infer that his audience should already know all about him. I'm assuming that in these pre-internet days he would blab incessantly about himself to kids and teachers.

The mumble after the poem's introduction sounds like "Here it is, Miss Snow[?]". Perhaps grudgingly addressing a teacher under his breath? Mall Conductor Bear 06:59, 17 May 2009 (CEST)

I wonder who this video was made for?

I wonder who this video was made for? It wayyy predates Chris's YouTube adventures, and he can't possibly have thought of creating this sort of self-promotional DVDs at that time. It's pretty clear why he included it on the DVD (since the idea was probably to cram in every piece of video featuring him, ever), but who did he, at the time it was filmed, think this video was made for? Did he just pick up a camera and think "I shall create 'The Christian Chandler Show' in my image"? If he just wanted to rant about the poem not getting enough respect, why film it? ...just a few questions that probably never get really good answers. --Wwwwolf 16:47, 7 June 2009 (CEST)

Transcribed the second video.

Now I'm going to go stick my dick in the toaster. It will be less painful than trying to figure out what this fat fuck was saying... AnalCactus 01:25, 28 July 2009 (CEST)

Good luck, there's a lot of stuff in the second video that I've been wondering about, particularly some of the things he says while raging on his English teacher--Super Fighting Robot Megaman! 01:26, 28 July 2009 (CEST)

Tone

Why do you think that his voice sounds so far removed from his typical nasal monotone? Was it just that he had more energy at 16 (because he wasn't such a lazy fattie)? Less emotional baggage from all the crap that happened to him after high school? Semicolon 02:12, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

Stills

Every once in a while, the video flickers and the V hold and brightness goes all weird. If you time it right, you can get a recognizable screen cap. This is the best one I've gotten so far, from 1:51 on part 1:

I'm not into editing wikis or whatever, so I dunno where anyone might want it or anything. Just throwing that out there.