Talk:Chris and health

Hey we should add a "gallery of fatness" to the bottom of the page with pictures of his horrible fatness.--Pikimon 19:01, 23 July 2009 (CEST)

• That's not such a bad idea, I suppose. What would be best is if you could make them show how much he has ballooned over the years. Dormiebasne 21:20, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
  • That is an even better idea--Pikimon 23:09, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
    • Damn, I wish he was one of those people who took a photo of himself once a day. Then we could make an animation. Dann Woolf 15:33, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Moved the gallery of hair. --Garfield 03:14, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

• Cool!--Pikimon 16:50, 29 July 2009 (CEST)

In Kacey's recollection of her date with Chris, she mentioned how he would sweat profusely just by walking. Where in the article should I add that? --BreadGod 21:17, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

Need to do

• Probably move the hair to Sonichu Girls or just make a new page for it, I think it warrants its own page because it also demonstrates MEXICAN SONICHU and poor Spanish
• Also, incorporate chris's coke habits (the drink) http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?n2bjtmemyyj Clydec 19:33, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

Chris and Strength?

Chris seems to suffer form delusions that he's really strong and a good fighter. I'd go into more depth except that I'm not really strong nor a good fighter. All I know is that he's worse at both than me. --OFSheep 06:26, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

Weird section

The article currently says: "Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving high school, and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. It has also left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos." Now, I'm not a medical professional or anything, but I'm pretty sure exercise level doesn't have much to do with skin color. The second sentence should probably be moved or at least clarified.

• No, I think that's more or less sun. Trust me, if you can get him to push carts during the summer at some Wal-Mart or whatever, his skin'll look a million times better. Of course, we're talking about Chris, who thinks item stockers in retail are "heavyweights".--Blazer 20:24, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

• I have edited it as such:"Since he barely leave his house and focus his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos." I hope it will please Mr. Anonymous... Griffintown 20:35, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

So when WAS the last time Chris took a shower?

Seriously. What was the exact date of Chris's last shower? Considering how much he's divulged about his life it shouldn't be hard to aquire this information. Dann Woolf 13:30, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

• It's not as simple as you think. First, Chris is not the type of camera-whore who would record this. Then, He's in straight denial about this as you can read it in the article. Personally, my out-of-nowhere guess would be once a week or when the itching would became impossible to endure. Griffintown 15:47, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
  • If a guy is said to be smelling like rotten watermelon or rotting fish in the sun, he's probably not even showering once a MONTH. Has anybody actually ASKED him? Dann Woolf 15:31, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
    • Do you think he would listen? Chris had learned over the years that making over-the-top claims and giving assurances of all sorts would allow him to avoid doing any action. So, if we ask him, be sure that he will repeat that he showers daily even if flies drop dead around him due to the stench. Griffintown 16:32, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
      • I've been brushing up on my psychology and according to Professor Jean M. Twenge of San Diego University in her book "The Narcissism Epidemic" It illustrates that Narcissists are extremely fragile to criticism and with his autism and child like personality it would be no surprise if chris chan has spent several months/days without showering (just look at that brownish crust on his neck) And I imagine that even if he does he probably doesn't shower thoroughly enough to get rid of his...err aroma.--Pikimon 18:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Is he in danger of developing diabetes?

Its just speculation on my part but with a 60 ounces of coke a day habit and whatever other high sugar foods he is eating combined with his obesity as well as the possible hypertension make me wonder if he is at risk. Shawths

• It's probably very possible. I mean, the sugar content in McDonald's is high, and in even a 330ml can of Coke (11fl oz. approx.) there is about 60% of an adult's daily sugar allowance.. Maybe if we try and get information from him that we can cross-reference to a list of diabetes symptoms, such as exceptional thirst, dry mouth and frequent urination. ³⁷ Rb ^85.468 17:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Could I maybe send him a letter leading him on to list any of these symptoms in operation Mailbag?Shawths
    • Chris is at high risk for pretty much everything that obesity can cause.--Beat 06:46, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
      • Chris is at a higher risk for everything he ignores. Right now, I still think he's on a higher risk of suffering a bad case of staph infection than anything else. He got no notion of hygiene, his immune system is crushed by his lifestyle and he's living in a dump. Griffintown 07:31, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
        • Forget staph; he's at risk for freaking leprosy. Revolver Octopus 08:37, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
• It wouldn't be surprising if he had diabetes already. Have you seen his complexion? Early age spots are a possible sign of diabetes and that combined with the fact that he gets tired easily makes me believe that he might already have diabetes. PS I'm a newfag with wikis so I hope this works.
  • Protip. Sign your comments by putting ~~~~ at the end of your comment, so we all know you are AFK4Life. ³⁷ Rb ^85.468 09:34, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
    • The reason I suggested a letter was so that we could get a confirmation about the liklyhood of him having diabetes. Although it is probably true. Shawths 10:25, 26 Febuary 2010 (UTC)
      • This will fail in two distinctive ways; not only he barely take notice of the unpleasant letters in the mailbags but he's also certain that he's the living example of what a healthy man looks like. This being said, I will take great pleasure in knowing he would have to stab himself with a syringe again and again due to a disease caused by his fat ass. Griffintown 17:10, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
        • However, considering that Chris is more interested in spending his tugboat money on video games and sex toys, it's more likely that he will fall into a diabetic coma because he didn't want to spend the money on urgent medical supplies. --BreadGod 17:19, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Inability to Recognize Faces

I think it should be mentioned that the inability to recognize faces is a very common trait of Autism. The fact that Chris cannot recognize faces confirmed (to me) that he definitely has a form of autism before those psychiatric evaluations were released.

Also, a lack of smell-sensory is another symptom of autism. This is definitely far from the only reason that Chris never showers, and not all Autistic people lack a sense of smell, but still I thought I should mention it.(Wiki newfag here; I hope this works.) --Windyshoot 09:02, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

At first,I read inability to recognize feces. LOL! --Kawaiidesubakachan 02:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris's obesity

In response to to how much weight chris gained during his apearence in the pimp my ride video, someone in the talk section asked for a comparison between chris's breast and those of a big chested woman. after combining the image below i noticed that chris has gained so much weight that his man-boobs have become massive. what i'm trying to ask is if the image could be included in the chris and obesity section.