Amanda

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Amanda is manajerk who works in the Burger King in Ruckersville. She was apparently rude to Chris and Bob, probably for entirely valid reasons, so Chris, at Bob's request, tried to trick the CWCki into trolling her and made various misogynistic comments about her.

Apparently, she was rude to Chris and Bob. Popular theory holds that Bob was trying to cash in on an early-bird special shortly after it ended, and she refused his demand. Whatever the cause, Amanda likely had an entirely solid argument and Bob was angry. The two of them argued for a while until Chris decided that he wanted to help. Exactly what happened is unknown, only that Chris gave a shout "loud enough to raise the dead". After they left the establishment, Bob complained about Amanda incessantly, at one point telling Chris to troll her.

As JenkinsJinkies, Chris tried to follow through on this, but it failed horribly for a multitude of reasons. For some strange reason, he thought "She was rude to Chris" would be reason enough for the CWCki to ruin her life. Chris seemed to think that simply giving her name would magically cause an Amandapedia to erupt into existence, subjecting her to the same horrible fate as Chris. Why Chris thought that a site that pretty much exists to be rude to him would go after someone else for also being rude to him is unknown, though his ego is probably involved.

As Chris gave us nothing but her first name, occupation, and place of work, no other concrete information has been found about her.. According to Chris(who likely repeated Bob's comments verbatim), she "favors" her black customers. This probably means that Amanda is polite to all of her customers, regardless of race, age, or social standing, unless they cause trouble. And since most of her clientele is likely to consist of old white people, redneck fundies, and Chris, it's no wonder that her black customers never appear to make scenes.