Exposing Jeff
CWC - Exposing Jeff is a video where Chris "exposes" CChanSonichuCWC. A large portion of the video has the same Christian music Chris played in Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back blaring in the background making it very difficult to hear him.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Transcript
Well Mr. Brown Stripe, I want to get a few things off my mind while I'm thinkin' about it. I know the truth. Your real name is Jeff. You've been talking to this guy named dantupletits@yahoo.com. About sex money and whatever. And oh yeah, we're gonna troll me some more, the real me. And also, I've been talkin' to Kaycee. I did not have any intentions at all except to let her know who you about you been lying through your teeth about my name, my identity, counterfeited those documents... the driver's license and yet even after all that she still cares about you, man, but I will bless you and her with the eternal happiness of being together. All I would as you to do is just come clean. No false documents. A real name. A real name. You're not the original Chris Sonichu, I am. So give it up already. I know. And more importantly Kaycee knows. And just to get it out of the way this is song #4 for me, I'mma go ahead and give you a sample of what I would like you to play for song #5.
This was a song that I was I was turned on to by my Australian gal-pal PandaHalo did the best Chris Chan Sonichu art ever among other fanarts, got a cover #10 for her real books the real books available on the real CWCipedia, the official Sonichu and Rosechu site of 2009 and beyond.
Anyway I want you to think about this song I'm gonna tell you about. It's called "Lift Up Your Eyes" from The Planet Shakers. [cut] And you have to pay a dollar for this song and it's not available for free download. And it's a wonderful song.
[Chris grimaces as Jesus music plays]
I also wanted to let you know, Jeff, if that is your real or if you are actually another Christian Weston Chandler in name only that I have been labeled a number of times before by my past real or not real by my past not real Internet gal-pals even though I've associated with real ones and their names still hold a place in my heart. Proven troll, Blanca Weiss. Real woman, Sarah Jackson, died in an automobile accident with a truck. Her sister Rita was also high functionally autistic. I know I often use that as a crutch and I have the papers to back it up but that is not the case. I should not need to prove that, though I can prove that. I have the legal documents. The only thing I am guilty of makes me feel and I get the wrong impression is that I'm sometimes actually slow in the head. I can't think of everything so quickly. I admit it. I'll even say the word: I'M RETARDED.
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