Rollin' and Trollin'

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Rollin' and Trollin' (more like "The Strange Case of Dr CWC and Mr Virgin with rage") is a video of downtown CWCville (really downtown Charlottesville). Notable is a video message to real life trolls, including several CWCki editors.

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Christian Weston Chandler, Rollin’ and Trollin’

Music plays as Chris walks down the street

Chris imitating an announcer: Hi we’re coming to you live from CWCville today. We’re over at the CWCville pavilion. The, uh, hedgehog boys and the, uh, master Christian mayor gibberish every Friday night and, uh, and it draws a crowd, uh, and it’s very good y’know. shimmys clumsily This gives me some, uh, business from amongst the population that comes around.

Music plays as Chris walks down the street

Chris: Ah yes this is our graffiti wall in the mid- uh in the middle of the, uh, city of CWCville in the metropolis. The, uh, fee- the, uh, children are, uh, enjoying it obviously and this is also part of our beautification project in the city and we and I gotta say that the, uh, project just looks fantab- fantastic from here. It all looks very good. I tell you what. “Give me the liberty to know, to utter and to argue according to conscience above all liberties.”

Music plays while Chris boards an elevator. The lift rises until they arrive at a car park on the top floor.

Cameraman: So how do you feel about President Obama and his economic policies?

Chris: I like it. It’s he’s doing a smash-up job of it and he’s, uh, getting everybody their money and, uh, getting everybody the bang for their buck.

Cameraman: How do you feel about President Obama’s foreign policies with countries like Iran and Iraq?

Chris: Hmmm. Yeah. I think he’s doin’ ok. You know, uh, establishing, uh, good communications and, uh, giving them what they, uh, require yeah he’s I think he’s doing a very good job with his, uh, foreign policies.

Cameraman: President Obama, being a family man, what is your opinion on his character?

Chris: I think he’s a regular stand up family guy.