Harvey Birdman Commercial
In February 2005, Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a commericial for the Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law Vol. 1 DVD set. Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, Christian stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:
- Himself
- His eternal rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh
- Sonichu
- Harvey Birdman
The terms "Christian Weston Chandler" and "brevity" do not go hand in hand, but due to the contest rules specifying 28-30 second entries CWC delivers his pitch at a manic pace rather than omit anything from his agenda. One can only imagine the seventeen-minute Animal Crossing presentation Chris would have delivered if he had been allowed.
The commercial appears in somewhat poor quality on Chris's DVD, but he also uploaded a better version of the same footage to his original YouTube account some time prior to October 31, 2007.
Appearance
Chris' weight has fluctuated wildly, and during this period in his life he actually wasn't that fat. Not as fat as now, anyway. Also, If Chris were to record this today he would almost certainly tear off his glasses for maximum effect.
Chris' Entry
Transcript
HELLO! I hired Harvey Dirdman, Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who years ago shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me...a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!
Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and Stephen Colbert and Todd Barry as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!
Let Harvey Birdman work for you!
This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu production. Thank you very much!