Love Quest

In 2003, Chris got jealous when his friend Sarah Hammer started dating Wes Iseli. This then inspired an issue in his comic featuring the "anchuent prophecy" and some other stuff intended to win over Sarah.

Mall

But after he failed Chris soon forgot about all that and set out to find a girl of his own, using his foolproof method of sitting around at the nearby mall with a sign proclaiming his desire for a "boyfriend-free girl". Soon, mall security took notice. They were branded "Jerkops" as they threw Chris out of the mall on several occasions. Chris was once even arrested (but charges were dropped). This forced Chris to come up with an alternative location for attracting female attention.

PVCC

Chris chose the library of PVCC as his next, sure-fire location. This incurred the wrath of the evil witch Mary Lee Walsh, who promptly tore up his sign and told him: "You won't find a girlfriend this way or any other way." OWNED. Chris then decided that the entire state of Virginia was trying to prevent him from obtaining a sweetheart (actually it was, it's in the Virginia State Constitution).

His comics had already featured scenes of Chris being oppressed by the Jerkops, but the encounter with MLW caused his comic to focus entirely on his love quest. Were it not for the fact that his original characters assisted him in combat, it's likely that they would have disappeared forever in favor of more IRL stuff. Hanna

Chris was once trolled IRL during a love quest.

See Hanna.

Anna

Chris met his friend Anna McLarren on a love quest. She rejected his advances, blogged about it[1], but is now his friend.

See Anna

Internet Love Quest

Chris has now taken his love quest to the internet, only to be trolled repeatedly, before finding true love with Sarah Cassandra McKenzie.

BUT FOR HOW LONG?