User:Xentrilus//cxc/
/cxc/ - Chris-chan copypasta and fanfics is one of /cwc/'s sister boards, hosted on legi0n. Created in December 2009 in response to the influx of fanfiction on /cwc/, its purpose is to house any pieces of Chris-related fiction or inspiring prose that the former Krapple residents come up with. Most of the longer fan stories are written progressively, piece-by-piece, each within its own thread. As such, a tale reaching its conclusion is a rare occurence.
Items on the following lists are subject to move around or change.
Ongoing extended fanfiction
Aspiring writers in the CWC community are often inspired to write colossal epics on a similar scale to Chris Gets Laid. Due to the extensive length of these online novellas, the following are all works in progress.
Silent CWCVille
(Also has a CWCki article.) A Chris-themed takeoff of Konami's classic PlayStation horror game, Silent Hill. The story tells the tale of Larry Sonichu, who loses his daughter Meryl Rosechu in the strange and terrifying nightmare world of CWCville. In his journey to find her, he encounters a highly suspicious cast of characters, and a larger cast of truly hideous monsters that shock him to his core.
CWCVille: Shattered Memories
Based on the recent horror game Silent Hill: Shattered Memories. Chris wakes up after collapsing to find himself in his ideal world, CWCville. But very little is as it seems, and as Chris follows Sonichu's trail, the town starts to twist demonically before his very eyes. Soon, he is running for his life. Meanwhile, a nervous patient recounts their experiences to a curious psychiatrist...
My Little Fanfic
Logan, a bitter and hardened detective, is summoned back to the dreaded CWCville by a call from Sonichu, asking him to solve the murder of Magi-chan. In spite of his extreme reluctance, he is compelled to take up the case, but he soon begins to regret it as CWCville unearths some of his most hated memories.
Magi-chan
Trapped in the chokehold of Chris's narration, Magi-chan's only solace is in the company of his one true friend. When that small blessing is taken from him, and he is seemingly condemned to death, a stroke of impossible luck allows him to achieve his true potential.
Fourteen
Denzel Voltero, an inspector for the Greene County Health Department, is sent on an unenviable mission to the house of Chris Chandler. When he enters, though, Chris's reaction is worse than he could ever have imagined, and soon Voltero is plunged into a mix of the horrific and the paranormal.
Static ongoing fanfiction
(Seemingly incomplete fanfics that have gone a long time with no update)
However, also due to the extensive length of these online novellas, many authors are unable to finish their works, or at least procrastinate for a very long time.
CWCville Siege King Chris of CWCville is a hideous, corrupt shell of a man. When he seals the city's only hope in the time void, the act is witnessed by a lone teenager in the process of deleting Chris's files.
Calm Before The Storm Long ago, Christian Chandler created a brutal legacy of horror after being seemingly posessed. Now, the old house of 14 Branchland Court has a new owner.
The Inquisitor One morning, the Inquisitor comes to judge Christian. That same moment, Vivian Girard dies in a car crash. The next morning, she is alive, and Christian is someone else entirely. Namely, the president. Now, the Inquisitor needs her help.
Unnamed CWC Fanfic The push that provoked /cxc/'s creation. Tells some of the many interconnected stories in a dystopian future CWCville. Sex, violence, and drugs are everywhere. While a mob organization attempts to rob a bank, Chris's hallucinations become more and more terrifying.
Project Ruse Crossover of CWC and Gundam. Kamille Bidan is dispatched to CWCville due to suspicious operations in the area.
Ian Brandon Anderson: Origins The true and honest tale of how Ian Brandon Anderson came to be obsessed with Christian Weston Chandler.
Sonichu: The Countdown A foreboding monologue from the evil Count Graduon, describing some of the events of Episodes 20 and 21, and his plans for the future. Also contains some history of the Devil Trolls.
The Third Date Rachel, a young dark-haired lady who has recently moved to CWCville, has an unsettling meeting with Chris himself.
Professor Layton and the Manchild Professor Layton and Luke (from the Nintendo DS games) pay a visit to CWCville, but upon their arrival Magi-chan informs them that they must speak to the eerie Mayor.
Completed fanfiction
Seeing a completed fanfiction on /cxc/ is rare, but it does happen. Note that some of the following have their own Fan: articles on CWCki.
CWCville 1984 (Also has a CWCki article.) Based on Orwell's classic novel. Christian is the Big Brother figure in a twisted, dystopian CWCville, where no pickles, trolling or gayness is allowed. When a group of Sonichus dare to disobey the system, they pay the price.
A Chris-Mas Carol Christian, the miserly old mayor of CWCville, receives a visit from the ghost of Patti, and is subsequently plunged into a night of supernatural experiences through the fabric of time and into the Internet. Based on the Charles Dickens novel.
The End (Also has a CWCki article.) A mysterious visitor comes to take Chris away, but the manchild isn't going to go down without a fight, or at least a tantrum.
Oneshots
(Any thread containing 2 or fewer posts from OP that could be construed as being complete) (Or, any thread containing copypasta/a short bit of relevant prose)
In many cases, the authors choose to write a shorter, more self-contained piece of literature. Thankfully, this usually allows the creative genius to be more concentrated.
A Very CWC Thanksgiving (Also has a CWCki article.) It's thanksgiving in the Chandler residence, and Bob is forced to deal with the...thing...upstairs.
Christian Weston Chandler's Wake A rare glimpse into the erratic thought processes of Christian himself.
The Private Face of a Public Figure Sonichu and the kids go out for the day. Rosechu stays at home. Typically, Chris appears, who seems to share a horrible secret with Rosechu, and torments her to the limit.
Bringing Down Da House Chris's own stupidity causes him to crash through the floor of his own house. The situation quickly spirals downhill into insanity.
Another Story A she-troll, either Kacey or someone posing as her, dares to enter Chris's house to retrieve the item that will make her an internet legend. Unfortunately, Chris's oversexed urges get the better of him.
Pasta: The Declaration of Independence The True and Loyal Sonichu Fanbase is determined to disassociate itself from the Mayor of CWCville.
Pasta: Chris-chan Has Changed Trolling-themed spoof of the "War has changed" speech from Metal Gear Solid 4.