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I'm just somebody who happened to learn about Chris's antics after the lolcow's heyday in the late 2000s/early 2010s. I find Chris's life to be simultaneously fascinating, darkly humorous, heartbreaking, and horrifying. I used to contribute to the CWCki in the early 2010s and lost interest, but watching Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History got me back into learning more about Christory and editing here.

Anyway, have a bunch of somewhat-relevant userboxes.

American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Ass Burger Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.
Catholic Catholic
This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.
Christian cross Christian
This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.
2008 Misses Old Chris
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing.
BLANK Grammar Nazi
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!
HAM! Ham
This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.
High-Functioning Autistic High-Functioning Autistic
This user has high-functioning autism, and therefore receives lots of stress from their gosh darn Mental Block.
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
Observer Observer
This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
PS2logo.png PS2
This user owns one of the many PS2 systems that isn't covered in Pixelblocks and Legos.
This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.
CSA Battle Flag Southern Born
This user was born in the South and has parents/family members who are oldfashoned.
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
TVTropes Logo Troper
This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.
Virgin with Rage Virgin with rage
Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
Wii Wii
This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.