User:KingClark
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I'm just somebody who happened to learn about Chris's antics after the lolcow's heyday in the late 2000s/early 2010s. I find Chris's life to be simultaneously fascinating, darkly humorous, heartbreaking, and horrifying. I used to contribute to the CWCki in the early 2010s and lost interest, but watching Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History got me back into learning more about Christory and editing here.
Anyway, have a bunch of somewhat-relevant userboxes.
Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. |
Catholic This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members. |
Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior. |
Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane. |
Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR! |
Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA! |
HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve. |
High-Functioning Autistic This user has high-functioning autism, and therefore receives lots of stress from their gosh darn Mental Block. |
JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. |
Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
PS2 This user owns one of the many PS2 systems that isn't covered in Pixelblocks and Legos. |
PS3 This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris. |
Southern Born This user was born in the South and has parents/family members who are oldfashoned. |
STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes. |
Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy. |
White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. |
Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants. |
Categories:
- CWCkipedians who are Americunts
- CWCkipedians who are Ass Burgers
- CWCkipedians who are Catholic
- CWCkipedians who are Christians
- CWCkipedians who miss the old Chris
- CWCki users who are Grammar Nazis
- CWCkipedians who are hams
- CWCkipedians who own a HEXBox
- CWCkipedians who are autistic
- CWCkipedians who are JERKS
- CWCki Observers
- CWCkipedians who own a life upgrade
- CWCkipedians who are STRAIGHT
- CWCkipedians who are Tropers
- CWCkipedians who are Virgins with rage
- CWCkipedians who are white
- CWCkipedians who own a Wii