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| “ | Okay, I don't know the words, but I am being patriotic here! | ” |
| Red Letter CWC Certified Day | ||
Of all the things Chris fails at, you would think Patriotism wouldn't be one of them. Sadly, you would be wrong.
Chris on patriotism
As Chris likes to point out, he is American. This doesn't make him special, considering there are 300 million people who can make the same claim, he likes to point out how he is a "true American". His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to mock national tragedies and complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs. If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" make him out to be even less of one in the eyes of the trolls.