Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --Fearfulsymmetry 07:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You did a better job then I did I half the time couldn't understand him Shawths

• He's saying "I did spend a bit of dough on my grill" but stutters before that. Dough means money and grill usually refers to shiny gold tooth caps that the rappers wear, or one's face ("he was all up in my grill"), and not one's gaming console. Also "ride" never refers to a game controller, or a Lego car, no matter what you do to it. --Anaconda 07:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC), white guy
  • You see Mr Anaconda, you are using logic, not Chris-chan logic.
    • You got it right Anonymous. If Chris heard someone looking Badass say it, he will use it as his new magical mantra. That's how this pimp rolls. (Yes, I am white as snow). Griffintown 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Well

I couldn't help but fucking lol. Chris semi-permanently damaged his most prized posession. It's like if the trolls convinced him to destroy the medallion or got him to give up the monthly tugboat. Too bad Chris appears to use a cable to access the intertubes or this would have been perfect. I am pleased. -Ronichu 07:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

• Also, LOOK AT THOSE TITS GODDAMN. They're actually bigger than some girls I know. Additionally: LOOK AT THAT BALD GODDAMN. And his accent, and how smug he is that he "beat" the trolls, and, and, and just everything. Just fucking everything. This is definitely one of the funniest videos in a while. -Ronichu 08:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

• Fucking Lol. Taking all bets on how long it takes him to figure out he no longer has internet.--Beat 08:59, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

• Well, he was able to upload this video, so like I said before he probably has a cable for his PS3. Not that it's at all possible to tell in the landfill he calls his room. --Ronichu 09:00, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

• I think he's using his digital camera. The PSEye, it would seem, has finally been laid to rest. This being the Case he probably won't notice until he tries to buy more useless shit on PSN, and discovers that he can't sign on. That will be the most delicious moment of all.--Beat 09:03, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

• The PSeye can be seen in the background, still mounted on his TV. However, it could be broken, and he might just be holding onto it because he's a packrat. --Brofose 09:23, 5 May 2010

Man, Chris-chan is a stupid little bitch. Let's go for something more than his fucking PS3. If he wants to be a little ignorant dumbass and go "PIMP MY RIDE! PIMP MY RIDE"

- Captainult

How come the first thing I noticed

...was that he's wearing a decade old t-shirt from high school? --Espanolic 10:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

• The first thing I noticed was his massive, enormous tits.--Ronichu 11:05, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

• Do we have a vintage photo of him in the T-Shirt? It would do a great Before/After shot for the Obesity page. Griffintown 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Performance style

this video isn't really "crazy" i think we need a new one called "smug" or something.