Christopher's name change
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Regency Square Mall: The only place in USA where you can buy new names from God and Bear
Christopher's name change was sparked by the incident involving one Leonard Bearstein (aka "The Bear") who played in the Bear Band at the Regency Square Shopping Mall during Christopher's childhood. When the young Christopher told Bearstein his name, Bearstein misheard and called him Christian.[1]
The young Christopher apparently interpreted this as a sign from God, and this led to his decision to change his name to Christian, which happened in 1994.[citation needed] Christopher's father Bob had originally wanted to name his son Christian anyway, but pussied out.[2]
This name change has also apparently given him split personalities. That or hes finally gone of the deep end.
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