February 2024 livestreams

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"I have not watched any hentai whatsoever in YEEEEARS!"

These are livestreams filmed by Chris in February 2024, influenced by Praetor.

Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream

Chris intended for this stream to allow viewers to share various media clips with him. However, he was plagued with technical issues ranging from being unable to play the clips, to having the audio cut out on him, and after failing to get it to work for about 15 minutes, he gave up and switched to the regular Q&A format. About halfway through the stream he was finally able to get the clips to work, although the audio only played for him, not the viewers.


Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream
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Stardate 4 February 2024
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Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream

Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream
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Stardate 9 February 2024
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Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media

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Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media
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Noteworthy (or funny) Donation Questions and Answers:

[09:08] [Receives donation from "alfredwoden" saying: "I want to come enjoy your streams but chat is really negative. Just mentioning again if you need moderation, get with me on Discord (same name) or maybe I email you?"'] Chris: [Celebrates fixing donation audio] There we go! We solved it. Yeah, [Addressing donation] I know! That's why I nuked the comments on the uh, videos I upload. [Chuckles] So dumb. [Trademark sigh]


[10:35] [Recieves donation from "Total_Nick-Ker_Deth" saying: JULAYYYYYY] Chris: [Scoffs and hisses at the camera with a Lego snake]


[11:17] [Recieves donation from "KnexIsBetter" saying: ""F" is for Finnish! "F" is for Flutter! What a coincidence!"] Chris: [Trademark Hm] If it is such a case, it might be, but it's not, so therefore {Singing:] everyone can sing and dance for Christmas.


[21:11] [Receives donation from "KoolKid" saying: "Would you ever make the Bible again but like for autistic people? Would Sonichu or the other OCs be involved?] Chris: Well, the Bible is in progress. It will be written by... other individuals, which I, I did inspire individual pieces here and there from within my 'God's Law' pages. [...] But you don't need to be putting Sonichus or Rosechus into it.


[25:18] [Receives donation from "Rhodesians_Never_Die" saying: "You are not a woman, Chris. You are not God, you're just a man with Asperger's. You will always be Ian Brandon Anderson."] Chris: [Ignores it and continues to hum; "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel.]


[28:12] [Receives donation from "KK" saying: "What would you say to the people that think you're a cult leader or will start a cult?"] Chris: Hm. Oh. Ok, well um, there are good cults and there are bad cults. And the bad cults are the ones that do the sacrifice and the blood and all that. [Makes grossed out sound] And the good po- good cults actually promote goodness, light, power and righteous[sic] and in fact religions [Points to camera] literally... the good ones, they start out as... cult followings. Based on the scriptures, based on the predictions, based on the prophecies... so... you meditate on that.


[30:14] [Receives donation from "Total_Tr00n_Deth" saying: "How do you feel knowing Liquid Chris is a doctor, while you're just sitting at home in your dirty crapped briefs pretending to be a woman?"] Chris: I'm not pretending to be a woman... my panties are CLEAN. And Liquid Chris is not a doctor. In fact he's just trapped in his own stupor and mentality and arrogance and everything... bad. So. I feel sorry for him. He's disappointing.


[31:02] [Receives donation from "TheRemedy" saying: "Considering that you're career is now being a streamer now. And that You're making money from donations now. No more tugboat tax payer money Chris!"][sic] Chris: [Signature hm] Eh, [In a childish tone:] you don't know anything. You don't know anything.


[31:18] [Receives a donation of ₱125 (Philippine Pesos), (roughly $2.23 as of 18th Feb 2024).] Chris: Hm. Yes. Thankyou for that, that's nice. [In a bad accent] Lovely British Pounds. That's a bit of tea.


[35:39] [Receives first media share donation. Video is titled: "My Little Pony - Friendship is Gic: What a Story Mark Crusaders." Sent by user "sweetiebell"] [In the video, two ponies check in on a pony called "sweetiebell"] Sweetiebell: "We are the cutie Mark [N-Word]s". [Chris laughs']


[36:38] [Chris admits to having two phones.] Chris: [Singing in a strange voice:] I got two phones, one for the trolls and one for my homes. I got two phones. [Shows a silver cell phone]


[39:28] [Receives donation from "Samster86" saying: "Hi loving the stream here is a family friendly joke what's another name for a Jewish discount? A hollow cost haha"] Chris: [Laughs unconvincingly] Ok. That's a decent pun.


[41:17] [Receives media share of a video titled: "G**ks of hazard" (The title was not censored).] [Chris laughs uproariously] Oh I called it, it wasn't the Dukes of hazard, but still, that was pretty good.


[45:03] [Receives another donation from: "Total_Tr00n_Deth" saying: "How does it feel to have a 35 degree bent duck?"] Chris: Well, I tell you what, how does it feel to have a short one?


[48:01] [Chris holds up a hand-drawn picture of Sonichu and Rosechu looking toward the viewer] Sonichu: WHAT STILL BAFFLES ME IS THAT THEY ON THE 1218 HALF, SOME OF THEM CAN'T SEE THE SAME DIMENSIONAL TEARS ALL AROUND LIKE WE DO. Rosechu: IT TICKS ME OFF, TOO. HOW CAN THEY NOT SEE US AND THESE TEARS AROUND AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM RIGHT NOW.


[53:08] [Recevies a donation from "Chris_Belongs_In_Prisos" saying: "Is Borb a squirter?"] [Chris completely ignores this]


[54:07] [Receives a media share of a few seconds of the song "Skin O' My Teeth" by Megadeth.] [The Youtube video now lists this song as having been a part of the stream] Chris: Okay, you know what, that sounds like a song from Shadow the Hedgehog despite it not being from Crush 40. Really good band, by the way, I really like Crush40.


[1:04:38] [Receives a donation from "Snorlax_Squirts_Hard" saying: "How many times did you crap your briefs today, Chris?"] Chris: NONE. ZERO TIMES.


[1:14:21] [There is a visible superchat that says: "what's flutter like irl?"] [This never makes it onto the screen, proving her name is filtered or his donations are moderated]


[1:22:01] [Receives a donation from "ICameforCWC" saying: "Hey Chris Chan, I purchased a medallion a month ago only to find that you are now offering Certificates of Authenticity. Can I purchase one separately to go with my medallion?] [Chris thinks about this for some time] Chris: So on these medallions, that were personally crafted by me, they don't necessar- they do NOT... really need the certificates of authenticity, it's just that it became by popular demand so we started adding them... so. [A few moments later] So, tell you what, hm... [...] alright so, I tell you what, so, anybody that has purchased a medallion that was officially from me personally... one of the ones... um... as opposed to the other ones that are less expensive... that I have personally approved and authorised and everything and I do get the money and proceeds from that... if you uh send us a DM in the Etsy store, only if you have purchased one, in the past, we will confirm this within the order detail... then we will see about sending you a complimentary certificate of authenticity to go with the medallion.


[1:24:57] [Recevies a donation from "Total_Tr00n_Deth" saying: "Where's Kimmi?"] Chris: That balloon's been popped... A LOOOOONG time ago. There's no , there's nothing like that around here either, so therefor... [Makes mocking sound]


[1:27:58] [Receives a donation from "Dnoot" saying: "Did you hear about Geno's Sonichu series he is doing? And if you did, what are your thoughts?"] Chris: Umm... It is not authorised, it is not canon, therefore, I do not need to worry about it. And I only have to read about it because... essentially that's one alternate universe, one alternate thing, just [Blow raspberry] Eh. I can just take it or leave it. Very much like a certain other individual, who lives somewhere else, who put his own address all over the place. Pretty much lost his onions a few times. Yeah, that was just awful. [Who is Chris talking about here?] And then of course there is the guy who was behind Asperchu. You don't... do... you don't do fanfictions or stories where you've got a lot of gore, and all that in there and then just, uh, lack of continuity throughout the series and all that. [Proceeds to scold the creator Asperchu like a child]


[1:31:37] [Receives a media share of an old video where Chris says "Gaaaay" under duress.] Chris: And that was back from when I was... homophobic which that is no longer the case since I came out and realised myself. It is ok to be Gay, it is ok to be lesbian, it is ok to be bisexual, polyamorous and whatnot, cause you are identifying as yourself. LGBTQ even queer is good, I, A... plus. Everything, it's all good. As long as you are happy and content with yourself and everything. I never really could identify very good being... within the, [Clears throat] maaaale identity. [Chris does not see the irony that he mumbles "Male Identity" the way he used to mumble, "Gaaaay"]


[1:50:47] [Recevies a donation from "kakyoinzbich" saying: "Will you ever resume your love quest?"] Chris: Oh, I don't need to! I'm married to Magichan, Cryzel, Savannah and Mewtwo. You see these four rings? [Shows his many finger rings]


[2:00:31] [Receives a donation from "J" saying: "Have you watched any good hentai recently or recommend any artists?"] [ Chris laughs angrily] Chris: You know what, I am switching to the other camera to answer this question! [Camera switches to show Chris front and centre] [He removes his glasses and raises a stern hand] [Speaking as though for an official record:] I have not watched any hentai anime... what-so-ever in YEEEEEARS. So I can't really answer your question about recommendations, at all, ok?


[2:21:50] [Chris changes to streaming his Nintendo Switch] [He plays the Mario Vs Donkey Kong Demo and then tetril until the stream ends at 2:42:55]