Random-access humor
Christian's terminology for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. Normal human beings might describe this as stream of consciousness.
The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Christian's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random that it is automatically funny, which is a common fallacy among nerds and retards.
See also
- Punchy - A fighting electric hedgehog pokemon that is the master of "Random-access humor", although so far has never used it.