User:KataclysmKat

Biography

I read, I write, I edit, I play musical instruments, I play golf, I play video games and I hate Chrissy.

Fucking Loser

A Poem of Improvement

Fucking loser, through and through,
Shot out from Hell,
Satan didn’t want you.
You shit your pants
And prance and dance
Or have a fucking seizure.

Fucking loser, what’s wrong with you?
No wonder you’re alone -
You hate blacks, gays and Jews;
You even hate your knights.
You’re always getting into fights
With those who disagree.

Fucking loser, how ‘bout a jog?
Oh wait, you can do five miles?
Great, get off your ass you hog
And do some real push-ups too.
You flabby fuck, wipe up that drool,
And improve your sorry “life.”

Fucking loser, want a wife?
Pity no girl wants you.
Any woman will use a knife
The second you come near.
Chauvinism is never winsome
When coupled with a dim son.

Fucking loser, how’s your mom?
Are you still her “handsome boy?”
I bet you bang her like a fucking drum
Since she’s your one and only fan.
When are you moving out Chris Chan?
Oh wait, you don’t have a plan.

Fucking loser, your art is shit.
Your writing is even worse.
Your plots are like your zits -
Scattered and too numerous.
How did you graduate from
Any school at all, you bum?

Fucking loser, your typos are appalling.
Honor roll is just a term you use
To stop the hate and “trawling.”
You butcher the English tongue
Through every comic and song;
You then sodomize it when you’re raging.

Fucking loser, I could go on –
There’s so much to hate and scorn.
Julie, Ivy, Jackie – you’re not a pawn
When you invite such clear deceit.
But then again, you lie and cheat
Whenever you enter a contest.

Fucking loser, get off the dole,
Right wingers hate your ilk.
Clowns like you are digging a deeper hole
For future voters to climb out of;
Socialism fits you like a glove
When you say you want more government.

Fucking loser, this is all
I have left to say to you.
There’s no way in hell
You can improve
Unless you shoot
Your mother and yourself.

Userboxes

Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Asexual This user is a got-dang asexual. They don't want to be "cured", thank you very much.

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Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Musician: This user has listened to Chris Chan's caterwauling and would like to puncture her cochleae.