Britney Spears

Britney Spears is an American singer and whore. She is also the favorite singer of Christian Weston Chandler, and ironically, her personal levels of fail closely equal of his own. It is said that Sarah Hammer grew up to be a "Spttin' image of Britney Spears".

Tributes

Chris performed a cover of Britney's popular 1999 hit 'Crazy' called Feel So Lonesome. In simmilar fashion to So Need a Cute Girl, it's mostly Chris whining about being a Virgin with rage, and that girls won't go out with him.