User:Arthur Spatchcock

I hope one day Chris will realize what he has done and try to be a better person. But for now, we'll just have to enjoy his shenanigans. To be honest, I'm probably way more white-knighty then most people here would like. Our goal is to document Christory, not annoy Chris.

Irish Tito got no luck against this user, who will kick his ass with a shillelagh! Níl aon ádh ag Tito leis an úsáideoir seo, cé a chicfidh a thóin le mo shail éille!

Ween Hunter: Weens beware! This user hunts down weens who delete pages to look like Chris, or users who participate in other forms of weenery.

Mayor This user is the mayor of CWCville and will clean the streets up with the power of Oxiclean.

Christian This user is a Questioning Protestant Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.