DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

CWC-ism for Chris's incontinence problem.

Stress (surprise, surprise) plays a large role in Chris' incontinence problems, as he has trouble controlling himself when under the hammer.

Chris is often expecting a fart when he suddenly realises that the briefs that were so clean a moment ago are now DIRTY and CRAPPED.

In chat

In March 2009, Ivy alleged that Chris's claims of dirty, crapped briefs are not, as some argue, merely skidmarks in his undergarments (presumably to assert he wears briefs enough to have skidmarks in them) but rather he has problems controlling his sphincter and apparently is open about the fact presumably to gain pity.

This, however, does seem to have support in the chat of 04 March 2009 with Julie, Julie's brother Max asks Chris if he's crapped his brief and he yells "MAYBE!" but then admits that he has indeed crapped his pants with a "...Yes."

Transcript

21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT A MAN DEEP INSIDE YOU
21:13 <%ChrisChanSonichu> That, sir is INCORRECT.
21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO WEAR A BRA AND PANTIES
21:13 <@clydeC> OH WAIT, YOU HAVE!
21:13 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
21:13 <@BILLY_MAYS> ZING
21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Clothing does not make a person.
21:14 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T CLOTHING CHRIS
21:14 <@clydeC> IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO BE A GIRL
21:14 <@clydeC> THAT IS SHOWING
21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Bras and Panties are considered UNDERWEAR, and UNDERWEAR is a type of CLOTHING.
21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
21:14 <@BILLY_MAYS> T-SHIRT = CLOTHING, BRA = FEMALE SUPPORT GARMENT
21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, BRAS ARE FOR FEMALES
21:14 <@clydeC> SO EXPLAIN THAT
21:15 <@clydeC> AND SO ARE PANTIES, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY
21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU ARE
21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Brief and Boxer = Clothing as well.
21:15 <@clydeC> BUT THOSE ARE FOR GUYS
21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU DON'T WEAR APPARENTLY
21:15 <@clydeC> BECAUSE YOU WEAR PANTIES
21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.