Axe
Axe (more commonly known as "Lynx" in other countries) is a body deodorant that Chris practically douses himself in, as he thinks the commercials are real. (SPOILER: it really won't attract women). His comic also seem to suggest that he's under the impression that using the body spray is a suitable substitute for bathing.
Axe and the Homos
In the beginning of May 2009, Chris heard that Axe was very popular among men of a certain demographic. The alarming news that, instead of attracting "the ladies", wearing Axe may lead to being rogered roughly from behind in a dark alleyway lead Chris to record [CWC_Address_to_Unilever_About_AXE | two videos]] demanding that Unilever state clearly on the packaging that Axe is for "straight people only", and that the homos back off and stop wearing it.