Bob Chandler
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Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump."
He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines and declares Barak Obama will paint the white house black as soon as he comes into office.
Robert's step-son, Cole despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]
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