CWCki Forums posts (Alec)
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This page is an archive of Alec Benson Leary's key posts about Chris on the online forum CWCki Forums. Posts are sorted by date.
On Chris's loneliness
21 February 2013[1]
| I don't think he has an internet addiction, it's just that he's lazy and an incredible pussy. He doesn't want to have to look a girl in the eye, he'd rather sit alone in his room and cast a woe-is-me rant onto the faceless internet like a fishing line. His laziness and cowardice are potent enough to trump his assertion that no good can come from the internet. |
Mia Hamm
30 July 2014[2]
| Yeah... jesus people, let me ask (those of you who aren't virgins) a question: What was the least interesting time you had sex like? Chris's hookertime was a tenth as interesting as that. He lay down, the hooker got on top and rode him for a little bit, then Chris decided his life was better than it was a day previously. The end. |