Kiwi Farms posts (Alec Benson Leary)
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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This page is an archive of Alec Benson Leary's key posts about Chris on the online forum Kiwi Farms. Posts are sorted by date.
The Black Tape
| Not a meaningful number of them. They'll just keep crawling out of the woodwork.
I get why people want to see the crying video. They're not sure they believe Chris can cry for a lost relative. Believe me, I totally get it. But he did, and it looks like any time you see anyone else cry. |
Idea Guys Saga
23 January 2018
| People do come to me with their ideas too, but probably not to the same extent as they do to Marvin, I would guess just because I really have completely abandoned the Chris board entirely (and am really just making an assumption that Marvin still posts here because I wouldn't see if he did and haven't checked his post history).
Ballzy came to me back in December because he wanted to tell me what he'd been doing and asked my advice on a couple ideas. I told him he could tell me what he was doing because I was mildly curious on if anything interesting could be done with Chris (spoiler alert: Marvin is right, nothing more can). So he messaged me a few times as he would do things. I did suggest to him that he make Chris write about a wave of Trump-voting refugees moving to cwcville because I thought it would be funny to see Chris frustrated over having to think of them as people, but after that I lost interest. I stopped paying attention to whatever this nazi shit is that he's drawing now and if you told me any of it bore similarity to the idea I just told you then I would honestly be surprised because I just don't fucking care about Chris anymore. Look, people, Chris is really fucking boring at this point. The well not only ran dry, it got dug to the core of the planet and tapped out all the magma and now that's dry too. At one point I noticed I would pop in once every few weeks to see what the news is; I would see that "what happens when Barb dies" and the 500th "Chris has no empathy" thread had each grown by a few hundred pages, and then I would shrug my shoulders and go find more interesting conversations in the other cow threads or in the news board or deep thoughts. People can do whatever they want, I'm not saying don't try if you think you're the next ABL. I will absolutely say don't do it here or under the Farms' aegis, because the rules for not trolling should apply across the board. All jokes aside, our "look but don't touch" policy does give us an air of respectability. We're dancing monkeys clapping at the retards who eat their own shit, but the fact we can unequivocally say that we had no hand in causing them to do so and prove such to our smuggest of critics is worth something in the long run. So don't do it here. Keep that shit in your own house. The other thing to say is that Chris does hold a special position - he is the cow by which this entire board is born. So it's understandable that people want to see the first wheel keep spinning forever, although it's overly sentimental. But we aren't the cwc board anymore. We're the everycow board, and a lot of them have a lot more to offer if you want to gawk at the internet crazy. That's where I moved on to. That's where everyone with half a brain should move on to. If the cwc board ends up being Chris's own personal de facto patreon/customer base and nothing else, I'll advise @Null to dox everyone who still posts in there. |