Molvanîa

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National Flag of Molvania
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Our country, our home - Molvania. Chris has spent hours looking at a world map trying to locate Molvania.

The Republic of Molvania (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry") is a fictional nation where Julie and Arjen Van Dierten hail from.

It is somewhere via North Virginia and Germany according to Chris.

Despite reading the Wikipedia article which clearly states it's a fictional country and not being able to find it on a globe, Chris still insists Molvania is a TRUE and HONEST country.

Molvanian Expressions

  • Ich bin schiel - "I love you" (which, coincidentally, happens to be German for "I am gay")

National anthem

To the tune of "What A Feeling" from Flashdance (and roughly translated from the Molvanian original). This may come in handy for Chris when he visits Julie's homeland.

We stand now vigorous and prosperous
Forever united by our peoples
Brothers within frontiers are we
Supping upon the bounty of our home

Strife shall be banished and freedom reign
Our women fertile as our seeping plains
Let not the heroic past be forgotten
But the glorious future stand

Harmony and peace shall reign
All invaders will be crushed
Crushed we sing now,
We shall drive the gypsy curse from our land