Christian Love Day

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Magi-Chan describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy.

Christian Love Day is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January, 2010. It made an appearance in Sonichu 10 on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February, 2009 Magi-Chan completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. "Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler," all Homosexuality and (in a startling display of overkill) Asexuality are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentines day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

Significance

Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.
Chris, in his CWC blog for 7 January, 2010

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should. He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is Mexican Flag Day. This is notable for being both a minor, yet notable holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the Nazi Party was founded, way back in 1920.

Interesting to note is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his "blood" to "save" the population of the Earth from "damnation". Chris is a narcissist. Big surprise.