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#REDIRECT [[12 January 2010#Part 2]]
 
'''12 January 2010''' officially (''01122010 Update.MOV'') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 12 [[January 2010]]. In this video, Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks about working with [[anime]] distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|ADV Films]], which [[Honor roll|shut down 4 months prior to the video's posting]]. He then gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before [[Rage|raging]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site. Also, Chris asserts his alleged heterosexuality by placing a ''[[Playboy]]'' centerfold featuring [[The Simpsons|Marge Simpson]] on his rear wall.
 
At the end, he punches out his [[camera]], thus ensuring many [[videos]] with skipping audio (or even worse) to come. Pay careful attention his [[hair]] in these videos: at first glance, it may not seem too bad, but look again. That's a proto-combover. Chris can't even go bald with dignity.
 
==Description==
{{quotebox|
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ALEC!!! }}
 
==Part 1==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name          = 01122010 Update.MOV
| ytid          = pCrLyR69cPM
| stardate      = 12 [[January 2010]]
| subject        = {{Fanart|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style          = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt          = {{DogShirt|text}}
| saga          = {{Asperchu|text}}
| previous      = [[Down with Asperchu]]
| next          = [[12 January 2010#Part 2|12 January 2010, Part 2]]
}}
 
{{quote|I'm gonna ''RUIN'' you! LEARY!!}}
 
===Transcript===
Captain's Log, January 12, 2010. Uh, first off, a couple of business--a couple of small announcements, uh...I'm possibly in talks with, uh, A.D. Vision about a project, possibly. But also, uh, hi Ginger.
 
Alright, so with that aside, let's uh, get down to the [[duck|meat]] here. Again, ''down'' with that god damn [[Asperchu|Alec]]! I mean, he pai--he paid off that--s goddamn...[[Jack Thaddeus]] just so he can take over the stupid ad space. Ugh, I mean, I would prefer Jack Thaddeus ''back'' at this point!
 
Goddammit! You're ticking me off here! [[Death_threats#Alec_Benson_Leary|I'm gonna come after you!]] I'm gonna come after you. I'm gonna sc--I'm gonna ''RUIN'' you! LEARY!!
 
ERNGH! [''glasses removal''] You just make me so ANGRY...! [''displays the [[Claw of Fail]]''] Engh.....mmm.....
 
[''Chris slams his fist to the camera and it intensely falls down.'']
 
==Part 2==
A few hours later, Chris posted up a second video, raging [[Mailbag 36|about]] [[Mailbag 37|various]] [[Mailbag 38|questions in]] [[Mailbag 39|his]] [[Mailbag]].
 
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name          = 01122010 Update.MOV
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|_GGQtp6H31Y}}
| stardate      = 12 [[January 2010]]
| subject        = {{Fanart|text}}
| style          = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt          = {{DogShirt|text}}
| saga          = {{Asperchu|text}}
| previous      = [[12 January 2010#Part_1|12 January 2010, Part 1]]
| next          = [[14 January 2010]]
}}
 
=== Transcript ===
[[Image:LiquidOn12Jan2010.JPG|thumb|[[Liquid Chris|Liquid's]] two cents.]]
 
[''[[Sigh]]s''] Just... further... [''Dramatic glasses removal''] update. I am so sick, and tired, of having to deal with all these people who have so many goddamn misunderstandings and mislabellings!
 
First off, Asperchu is ''not mine!'' I am sick and tired of being misa-misassociated with him. He is not mine, and I would never care to associa-ha-him, because HE IS A BUNCH OF ''CRAP!'' HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A ''PARODY'' OF ME, WITH A ''[[Obesity|BUDDHA BELLY]]'' AND EXAGGERATED ''MANBOOBS!'' [''mutters to himself indignantly, as he adjusts [[Muscle bra]] underneath his shirt''] And I am so sick and tired of him...!
 
And also, Rosechu has always been ''a woman!'' If you look on page three of [[Sonichu 0|book number one]], it says right there that that Raichu was a ''girl!'' Quote unquote, GIRL. RAICHU! And Sonichu has been straight the whole time! He's always been straight! Rosechu's always been a woman...! [''a long pause as Chris clenches his fists, overcome with [[dirty, crapped briefs|emotion]]. He then throws his arms backward and screams loudly into the camera'']
 
{{RageQuote|'''''UUUUUURRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!'''''}}
 
[''Adjusts camera; pants for a few seconds as muffled mumbling can be heard in the background'']
 
If only people would just understand me better and quit the mislabelings and the misunderstandings, and quit making offensive comments and offensive questions and officient statements, then maybe I would be more-feel more at peace! [''he sighs again''] Leave it at that for now. Ta- [''video cuts off abruptly.'']
 
==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Ian Brandon Anderson Screams And Shit
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|3GYVazs_Ecs}}
| stardate      = 26 [[January 2010]]
| maker          = bloodsugersexmagik
| subject        =
| type          = YouTube Poop
}}
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = A-Log's CWC Commentaries - Screaming With Rage!
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|oCL6LCjAOio}}
| stardate      = 26 [[January 2010]]
| maker          = [[Anthony LoGatto]]
| subject        = {{Smug|[[Narcissism]]}}, {{Sex|[[Rule 34]]}}
| type          = "Commentary"
}}
 
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Down with Asperchu]]|nextlink=[[14 January 2010]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Captain's Log}}
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, January 2010| 2010-01-12]]
[[Category: CWCipedia Saga videos| 2010-01-12]]
[[Category: Asperchu Saga videos| 2010-01-12]]
[[Category: Videos about homos| 2010-01-12]]
[[Category: Videos with Camera Abuse]]

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