A Sonichu Day
"A Sonichu Day" is a video uploaded on 24 December 2009 in which Chris uses LEGO minifigures to act out a cutesy-wutesy short play involving Sonichu, Rosechu, and their screechy-voiced brood.
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Hello fans! This here is a day in the life of Sonichu, using my lego mini-figs, Sonichu and Rosechu obviously, among what other characters that will be made- that will be made introduced in the future- in the further devlopments of this video.
Ok, Start of the day, Sonicu's just getting up and Rosechu's in the kitchen fixing breakfast. It's about 5 AM. Yeah.
[At this point, Chris starts acting out a story with his legos, much like a 10-year-old might. Sonichu is voice in Chris's normal voice, and Rosechu is voiced in a gay falsetto.]
Sonichu: Good morning honey, how's it going?
Rosechu: Oh, pretty good honey, you know, just making breakfast for the children and yall. Just have a seat and It'll be ready in a bit.
Sonichu: Okay.
Rosechu: Let me see if the children are up, Uhhh. Christine, Robbie, Cera! Y'all awake?
[Chris moves 3 single lego blocks into frame. Two are red, presumably representing Christine and Cera. The last one is yellow, and apparently represents Robbie. He voices the children in an extremely annoying "cute" fasletto.]
Christine & Cera: Yeah we up mommy. We up. Mommy. Yeah.
Robbie: Hey daddy! How you doin?
Sonichu: Hi son! How're you- I'm doing good, what you up to?
Robbie: Oh I had fun in a dweeam (?) I had a funny Dream [annoying laugh]. I'm playing catch with Cera, and then she said- then- I lost the ball. We had to go get the ball. And then some danger happened and I got lost. You know. But then she saved me. Yaaay!
Sonichu: [Obviously disinterested] Okay, that's good.
Rosechu: [Chris accidentally uses his own voice here] Hey Cera.
Cera: Mommy. What's a goin?
Rosechu: I'm doing- yeah we're doing good. Breakfast will be ready in a bit so have a seat. [Chris turns the Rosechu figure to the other red piece] Hi Christine.
Christine: Hi Mommy. Hmm. I took a look in the mirror this morning and I'm wondering, why am I so beautiful?
Rosechu: [In an obvious display of parental favoritism] Maybe because you're a shiny Rosey.
Christine: Oh yeah. That's why I'm purple instead of pink which is your color. Cuz I'm a shiny Rosey.
[It should be noted that the block Chris is using to represent Christine is red] Okay, so anyway the family has breakfast together, [Chris makes a horrifying "Om Nom Nom" esque sound, while mashing the blocks together at what is presumably a table.]] And the school bus arrives for the children. Yeah, so the three little kids go bye on the school bus. [Chris makes a horn noise]
Rosechu: Oh! Bus is here, time to go to school!
Children: Okay yeah. Bye-bye mommy and daddy, see yall later, we love yall.
Sonichu: Ahh, yall be good- yall be safe.
Okay. [Chris slides Sonichu forwards, dropping him in the process] then we go to chores.
Rosechu: Okay, yes, I've got a few chores to do today.
Sonichu: Alright, lay them on me- tell me about them honey. I'll do them- I'll help you with them.
Rosechu: Gotta clean out the gutters, windows need to be washed, uhh, vaccuming. Uhh, scrub the floor in the bathroom... I'll do half the list if you'll do the other half.
Sonichu: Sure, what do you want me to do?
Rosechu: Uhhh... yeah, uhh, how about you clean the gutters, and uh, wash the windows. you did the lawn yesterday.
Sonichu: I know, I still got some grass stains in my quills.
Rosechu: Yeah. Hmm. If you could do the vaccuming, that'd be great. Yeah, um, I'll uh- I'll wash some dishes, I'll scrub the bathroom floor and I'll uh [Long pause, as Chris tries to come up with more engaging conversataion.] Gert and uh, did I already mention vaccuming?
Sonichu: I think you probably already did.
Rosechu: Oh well anyway let's go do that,
[Chris waves the two figures around, and recites a strange chant, possibly implying that sonichu and Rosechu do their housework by levitating and crying out to wicked pagan gods.]
Rosechu: Oh wait, all the chores are done!
Sonichu: That's good. Oh, and look at this, I got- I got just enough time before my usual run to town for the- to see if there are any dangers about. You want to do anything in particular?
Rosechu: Oh sure, how about you and I, we play Dance Dance revolution? Or maybe some Wii-that, or some other Wii sport?
Sonichu: That sounds like fun.
[Chris shouts "Beep Beep!"]
Sonichu: Uh oh! My cell phone! Yello? What's that! It's a robberY?! You need me there to help get the pri- get the the robber outta there so you can- so the people being help captive can be safe? I'll be right there at CWCville bank. I gotta go honey, duty calls.
Rosechu: Okay, well be safe. We love you.
Sonichu: I love you too
[Chris moves both figures off camera] Okay. Alright so, Sonichu's dashing to the rescue! [Chris drags the sonichu figure across the surface a few times] Da-da-da-da-da zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom! But on the way, Uh oh! It's, What's this! Little girl- uh oh there's a little girl- there's a girl in trouble.
Girl: Help help help!
Sonichu:' What's the matter little girl?
Girl: My cat's stuck up a tree!
Sonichu:' [Apparently under the belief that an inconviniently stuck kitty is somehow more important than several human lives] No problem, I'll get it!
[Suddenly blessed with the power of flight, Sonichu rockets skyward. He shortly returns with what might be a cat.]
Sonichu:' Here you go, here's your cat. Pretty cat.
Girl: Thank you. Pretty little kitty. Kitty kitty cat.
Sonichu:' Hi I gotta go. See you later. Bye now.
Girl: Bye.
[Chris Resumes his retarded "Zoom Zoom" routine, then starts making siren noises, as Sonichu reaches his destination.]
Sonichu: Uh-oh.
Fire Chief: There's a fire! There's fire!
Sonichu: Fire Chief! Uh-oh.... Fire Chief, what's the matter? How many people we got left in the fi—how many people are left in the fire there?
Fire Chief: Uhh, looks like we got a few little more people left. We need to get 'em down.
Sonichu: You—you—don't worry; I'll go get 'em.
[with zoop noises interspersed throughout as each is fetched]
Sonichu: There's a girl. There's an old—there's an old man. There's a nice lady. There's another girl. Uhh, I think that's—is that, uhh—I think that's all of them. Are there any more?
Fire Chief: Uhh, yeah, I think you cleared 'em all out.
Sonichu: Okay, cool. I'm going—uhh, I gotta go. I got my own errands to run.
Narrator: Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. Zoom. Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom—[sigh, followed by indistinguishable sounds] hang on. I'm thinking. Oh, yeah.
Fred: Ahh.
Sonichu: Heh, what's the matter, Fred?
Fred: Ahh, I was deliverin' the mail. My tire went out. I can't... deliver the mail now. I don't wanna be late.
Sonichu: No problem; I got it covered. I'll deliver your mail for ya.
[Chris makes tornado noises for a few seconds while the mail is "delivered", begging the question of why CWCville would need a mail carrier in the first place]
Sonichu: There ya go. Finished your course. Sorted out everything.
Fred: Thanks, man. You're a big—thanks, man. You're a big help.
Sonichu: Alright.
Narrator: Alright....
[more zooming noises]
Narrator: The bank. We are now at the bank! Here's a police car—here's the police car, with the policeman.
Sonichu: Alright, Constable. What's the update?
Constable: Well, da robber's in dere. ...Robber's in dere. Got everybody—got every at gunpoint. ...Need you to go—need you go into... air duct... and, uhh... and shock the, uhh, robber... save the people.
Robber: Alright... we ready?
[the robber continues to babble in Chris's native tongue]
Sonichu: Not so fast! [noises of Sonichu electrocuting the robber] Ahhh! Thunderbolt! Ehhh! Hey, fellas, I got (?). I got him before pulled the trigger. I saved the day! Alright, ladies... and gentlemen, everybody can(?) free.
Ladies... and Gentlemen: Yay!
Sonichu: [presumably to the constable] Alright, then.
[jump-cut to a later scene]
Sonichu: Okay, so I finished saving—okay, it looks like I saved the day, so... I will scatter around town, see if there any more trouble.
[whooshing sounds, followed by Sonichu's steam engine ringtone]
Sonichu: Oh. Yes, Rosee? What's up?
Rosechu: Hey, honey, listen, the school bus broke down. Would you mind run—gettin'—fetching the children and bringing them home?
Sonichu: Sure, no problem; I'll go pick 'em up.
[zooming sounds]
One of the Children: Hi, Daddy! [incomprehensible] Please take us home!
Sonichu: Yes, hop on.
Children: Yay!
Narrator: [in the form of a melodic serenade] Gonna carry all three. Gonna carry all three in his hands. 'Cuz he's a big daddy.... He can take care of his children like that....
Sonichu: Okay, we're going home.
[zooming sounds]
Sonichu: Okay, we're home.
Children: Yay!
Rosechu: Hey, honey, you brought the children home. That's good.
Sonichu: Yeah, that's—yes... it is.
Narrator: Hmm. Mm.
Christian: Hey, everybody!
Unknown: Yay!
Sonichu: Hey, Chris—hey, Christian. How you doin'?
Christian: Oh, I'm doing very good, Sonichu. I just came by, checkin' to see... how things are goin'.
Sonichu: Oh, things are going well; I just brought the children home from school.
Christian: Alright, cool. Well, I got some more business to do back at the Mayor's Office, but I thought I'd just drop by and say, "Hey." Alright, see y'all later.
Sonichu: Bye-bye.
[notice how Chris made sure Rosechu played the role of the "good bitch", keeping her mouth shut the whole time the men were talking]
Narrator: Okay... so...—oh, my God, it's six o'clock.
Sonichu: Okay, well, let's have dinner.
Unknown: Fixing dinner, fixing dinner. Eating dinner. Nim, nim, nim-nim-nim. Alright, TV time! We're watching TV. Yay! (?) is on! [attempts to sing the theme song] Oh, look! The Simpsons! [proceeds to butcher the theme song] Oh.... Oh, you know what? Final show for the evening: Family Guy. [tries to sing the theme song and intermittently realizes that he doesn't know the words] It—it seems these days, all you see is... ... ...family guy! ... ... ...can do all the things that make us laugh and cry. He's the family guy. Yay!
Sonichu: Okay, children, you watched enough television with parental guidance and supervision per—and discretion—all that stuff. And have you finished your homework?
Christine: Yeah, we finished homework, Daddy. We finished it when waitin'—when we waitin' for you to come back to school. We didn't have much, anyway.
Sonichu: Okay, well... time to go to bed.
Children: Okay, good night, Mommy and Daddy.
Sonichu: Good night, children. Okay, so... [sexily] what do you want to do now, sweetheart?
Rosechu: I don't know.... How about, umm... snuggle up... in the bed.
[kissing noises]
Narrator: Don't worry; it's a clean show, folks! Anyway, there you go. That's a d—that's a day in the life of Sonichu. Hope you all enjoyed that. See you all later on the CWCipedia. Bye-bye now.
Rosechu(?): Bye-bye!