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'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5''' is the fifth of the phone calls between Alec and Chris, which took place on 02 February 2010.
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==Summary==


This call comes after Chris's [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|first apology video]], the making of which Alec and Chris discussed in their previous phone call. Alec is obviously annoyed with [[Chris]] to the point of berating him like he's a child, which becomes a recurring theme in their subsequent conversations. Alec calls Chris a [[troll]] and a bully and is upset that he decided to [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|curse Mao]]. He is also upset that the apology video was missing key elements which Alec requested as well as containing subjects such as belittling Alec's fanbase as well as not apologizing to [[Evan]] in the comic.


Eventually, Chris steals a page from [[Wikipedia:Norman Bates|Norman Bates]] as he tries to impersonate [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] in order to get off the phone with Alec. Note that pretending to be a woman doesn't require him to change the pitch of his voice.


==Video==


<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name          = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|043M89cXAlU}}
| Stardate      = 02 February 2010
| Featuring      = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]
| Saga          = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| previous      = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4]]
| next          = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]
}} </center>


===Transcript===


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': It's Alec. How are you?</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Hey Alec. I'm doing okay, how are you?</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': I'm good, I'm good. Yeah... So, uh... I saw your apology video.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Hmm.</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Yeah, um... You were... I'm glad that uh, you know you got some things there but you're missing a couple of things from the video.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Hmm... I missed a couple of things...</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Yeah, yeah, yeah... A few things actually. Um, you know I asked you to apologize for the word 'naïve'. You didn't do that.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Oh, okay.</font>
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<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': 'Cause, you know...</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': My bad.</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Yep, yeah, it is your bad. 'Cause that word is such a huge deal to you I wanted you to mention that specifically. Pretty sure I said that.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Yeah.</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Another thing you said, you said my, "quote unquote fanmail", which, I didn't like that. It was like you were suggesting that I don't actually have real fans. That's... that's not nice, Chris.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': [''pause''] Well, I did not mean that.</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Well, why'd you say it?</font>


[''After long pause, both interrupt each other'']


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': I don't really like going through this, y'know, night after night, Chris. I mean it... I shouldn't have to tell these things over and over. You know. You tell a kid things over and over</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Yeah.</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': An adult-A man should, y'know, listen once and know what to do.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Yep.</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Um... Let's see, what else. Well apparently you... You made a video right before I talked to you cursing Mao. That wasn't good either, Chris. I mean I-I don't think I specifically mentioned Mao when I talked to you but I think you should have been able to infer that I don't want you cursing him either.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I see.</font>
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<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': You know, I used-I used to-</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': But he put-he put-he put up a bunch of dicks on my CWCipedia yesterday!</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': I used to think that Mao was being too mean with you. I used to kinda sympathize with you about how Mao was being mean to you, but then I realized that, uh, you're a bully and you don't respond to anything except, uh, you know, mean things like that. Now, I kind of think Mao had the right idea. 'Cause I was trying to be nice to you and all you did was insult me.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': No, you misunderstand me. I am not a bully.</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Oh, oh you're not? Death threats, that's not-</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I am not a bully!</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Oh, oh no, no, of course not. Hacking into my computer, breaking into my house... Bullies don't do that, do they?</font> ''[Chris tries to get in a word edgewise, but fails]'' <font color="#04B45F">I guess technically that's true, bullies don't do that, hardened criminals do things like that. Which is, you know, worse than a bully. You are a troll, though. That's for certain.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I am not a troll!</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Oh, bullshit. Bullshit.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Although I did... Although I will apologize...</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Ever since Asperchu appeared you've being doing nothing but trying to shut me down. Just like the trolls that try to shut you down.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': ''[Mumbles something]''</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': But you know, but the great Christian Weston Chandler, he's perfect, you know. Nobody can... Can attack him or parody him, but if someone else does something that he doesn't like, doesn't matter if it has nothing to do with him... There's gonna be hell to pay. You wanna hack my website, hack my X-Box account, steal some dating game I don't even have... I don't need, you know, dating sims by the way... And destroy my console. That's not the work of a bully or a troll at all, is it?</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I-I said that the idea was in my head, I never said I would actually to do it.</font>
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<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Your idea was in your comic, you put it out there for everyone to read. It-it wasn't just in your head. And hey, I thought, I thought that, uh, comics were real. Comics are just as real as real people, right? So, if you draw it on paper, then it must be the same thing as wanting to actually act on it in real life, right? Isn't that how that works? You made all of your characters slander me.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Uh, excuse me a moment. Yes?</font> [''Chris walks away from the phone and does a horrible impression of his mother''] <font color="#0033FF">Hey! Hey Christian, listen. I need you to go clean up kitty's poo in the kitchen. Oh, okay mom, I'll take care of it. And let the kitty out, would ya? Sure, I'll be right out there.</font> [''Chris comes back to the phone''] <font color="#0033FF">Uh, yeah, my mom's telling me I've gotta go clean up kitty's poo, I've gotta go, so uh... Is there a number I can call you back at? So I can talk to you later?</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Um, I really don't want to give you a number 'cause you troll me on the internet already, you'll probably troll me on the phone if I gave you my contact number. You know what? You know, you go ahead... Y-you go ahead, I know, I know letting the cat out is probably gonna be hard work and is gonna make you want to sleep 'cause I know your biological clock is, is you know, is all whacked out from all your stress. 'Cause I know it's stressful, uh, trolling me... So.</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': I'm not trolling you. But anyway. Yeah.</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Oh... The hell...</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': But anyway. Other questions that you have you send them to my e-mail...</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Okay, well, Chris? I-I wanna let you know that, um, that your apology video was not satisfactory, and you haven't even apologized to Evan at all in your comic like I asked you to. So you go ahead and go, and I'll talk to you later. I'll call you when you don't-</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Well yeah, but by the way-by the way I unblocked your e-mail, so you can send-send your own-send your thoughts in typing as well.</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Oh. I'll... Well, you know... Such a gracious, uh-</font>


<font color="#0033FF"> '''Chris''': Never mind, I'll-</font>


<font color="#04B45F"> '''Alec''': Such a- such a gracious... Allowance that you made there.</font>


[''-Tape Ends-'']


{{succession|label=[[Alec Benson Leary calls]]|prevlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|Chris and Alec Call 4]]|nextlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|Chris and Alec Call 6]]|}}


==External Links==
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?tnyjwhinyym Full Audio of the Call]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=043M89cXAlU The Call on Youtube]


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