CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san
The Miyamoto Saga involved this video, which features Chris mispronouncing "Miyamoto", performing the female equivelent of the Japanese greeting bow, and racistly re-enacting the commercial "Wii would like to play". Chris thought that Miyamoto would like to see his vandalized Wii Remote and Nunchuk, both colored Sonichu yellow and blue.
Video
| “ | I am a real deal, believe me. | ” |
Video Transcript
[bows deeply] Ohayō, Mr. Miyamoto-san.
[loudly sets down Wii Remote and Nunchuk] I am he-- I have br-- decided to, uh, do this video standing up, as I felt it more appropriate, so that I could also loan myself to bow for your presence and such. [sighs] Anyway… I have checked my, uh, e-mail account. No trolls have sent any-- any slanderous e-mails or-- any e-mails, or-- Nobody has hacked my AOL account of chrischansonichu@aol.com. So… you ha-- so, you’re still talking to the real Christian Weston Chandler. [removes glasses dramatically] Believe me. [inhales deeply, sighs, and returns glasses to face] And also, uh, y’know, I’ve sent you a...nother… Also, I can also further prove it… [reaches into pocket] My driver’s license. [holds out license for a close-up] I cover my, uh, number on there… but if you look closely enough, you can-- if you look at-- in one part, if you-- you can see the, uh, “Virginia”… and the state numbers on there. [puts license back in pocket] The state-shaped logo on there.
And also, Mr. Miyamoto… [picks up Wii Remote and Nunchuk] my Wii Remote and Nunchuk. [holds out Nunchuk proudly] “We would like to play” [bows as if presenting the Wii Remote and Nunchuk] to quote the commercial in a honorable way, if I may. [sets Wii Remote and Nunchuk back down]
So, Mr. Miyamoto, please, uh… do not i-- do not disres-- do not, uh, a-- do not, uh, quote me as a-- a troll, because I am a real deal, believe me. I mean, although I guess I do deserve it, upon retrospect, since I, uh-- [inhales deeply and sighs] made the, uh, accusation myself. So, hopefully, we can set this-- set this minor business as-- minor bit of bad business aside and continue on for good business. And hopefully, I will be able to, uh, meet with you in Redmond… as soon as possible. I’ll be talking to my church congregation tomorrow. And, uh, I wish you a pleasant day, Miyamoto-san. [bows]
Sayōnara for now.