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[[Image:Panorama.jpg|A panoramic view of Chris's room. Welcome to hell, people, welcome to hell.|thumb|center|666px]]
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The dragon's lair. [[Chris]] has spent most of his life in '''his room'''. Since being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]], the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]], and the [[The Game Place|''Pokémon'' League]], he leaves his room regularly only for [[church]], [[McDonald's]], [[Chris and money|shopping]] and, more recently, [[Fridays After Five]], with the odd [[Chris's Big Night Out|notable]] [[6 June 2010|exception]].
 
==Overview==
[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg|200px|thumb|A rough map of Chris's room.]]
Chris's bedroom is on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]], with two windows on the northwest wall and a smaller window (covered by [[The Wall of Originals]]) on the northeast wall. Based on Chris's [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]] of his house, his cluttered room is still the cleanest room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time is spent there.
 
Chris's room — like most bedrooms — also sums up many of his awful habits and traits:
* His incredible attachment to material possessions, as evidenced by the massive amounts of clutter.
* His incredible laziness, as evidenced by how much of said clutter is scattered haphazardly on the floor, bed and couch.
* In contrast, the careful and orderly arrangement of his [[video games]], [[DVD]]s, [[trading cards]], posters, and [[toys]] shows how they rank on his list of priorities against things like [[Wendy's|work]], [[education]], [[gal-pals|human]] [[Sweetheart|relationships]], or [[Autism|personal development]].
* The [[Megan Shrine]], the definite and unquestionable proof of Chris's obsession with the only person that has ever been friendly to him, whom he cruelly drove away.
* The prevalence of [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and other franchises aimed at kids — people of the same mental and emotional age as Chris.
* The majority of his possessions are toys or video games — objects which [[Autism|perform predictably]] [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Materialism|within his absolute control]].
* He also shows extreme hoarding behavior that is commonly found in [[barb|the elderly]], [[Abusive babysitter|formerly abused children]] and the [[autistic]].
* Finally, Chris retreats to his room whenever he feels the slightest bit of [[stress]], refuses to discard his detritus, and sees it as the gateway to his fantasy world of [[CWCville]]; it is safe to assume the toys which he claims to play with for two to three hours a day,<ref>[[Mailbag_25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day|Mailbag #25]]</ref> are like a physical extension of his own imaginary world that provide a sense of safety and comfort.
 
In [[February 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] forced Chris to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|clean up his room a bit]].
 
Besides Chris, only two other people have been seen venturing into the cesspool he calls his room: [[Bob Chandler]], as exposed in a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|leaked video]]; and an [[Magical Man|unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video. One animal, [[Kitty Chandler]], was shown in Chris's room in [[20 December 2009|another video]].
 
==Images from the Pits of Hell==
These images are arranged beginning at the northeastern wall of the room, going counter-clockwise. Not included here are photographs of the southeastern wall and east corner.
 
==Recent Changes==
* The [[Tomgirl Pictures]], released on 29 [[April 2011]], seem to indicate that the Wall of Originals is either temporarily removed or gone.
 
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Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 1.jpg|[[April 2000]], as Chris was moving back in from [[Richmond]].
Image:0821-EP12-5P6-5.jpg|Northeastern wall, near the north corner. [[The Wall of Originals|A sheet of his homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] is here. It was previously believed that this covered a window, but the new [[Tomgirl Pictures]] have shown that this is not the case.
Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|North corner
Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Northwestern wall near the north corner. The air conditioner on the left here can be seen in the upper left corner of the front of his house.
Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|Northwestern wall near the west corner.
Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|West corner. The bookshelf on the right is the [[Megan shrine]].
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|Southwestern wall. The closet doors are behind the shelves of video games. It's not clear how Chris can access the contents of the closet, assuming he ever does.
Image:0827-EP12-5P6-6.jpg|South corner. The door leads out of the room into the hallway. The [[Attraction Sign]] can be seen hanging on the back of the door. In [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], the portal leading to CWCville appears where the ''Dance Dance Revolution'' mat is hanging. To add the finishing touch of [[fail]], there is a ''Bubsy'' game on the shelf.
Image:ECP 00090.jpg|Great view of the Wall of Originals.
Image:ECP 00084.jpg|Three bookshelves full of games.
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==See also==
* [[14 Branchland Court]]
* [[Megan Shrine]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
==References==
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[[Category:Chris's house]]

Revision as of 10:56, 25 May 2011

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