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[[Image:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|Check out ''these'' guns!]][[Clyde is Weaker than Water]] is the third video threatening [[Clyde Cash]], uploaded by [[Chris]] on 30 [[October 2009]]. The proper use of still in the current video helps the intimidation factor since we don't see Chris straining with effort on this one.
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Chris also shows that he can lift a chair (the same feat of strength and the same chair appeared in an old [[Power|video]]) and reveals that he is "repulsed" by "shirtless dudes" with "ugly pecs", advising them to wear a "[[muscle bra]]" (whether this is because Chris is a [[JERKS|self-hating male]] or overly muscled guys remind him of his latent [[Homos|homosexual]] urges remains to be seen).
 
Note how [[Mass Debating|his right arm appears slightly larger than his left]], go figure. Also of note in this video, we see that Chris's [[hair]]line has receded even more noticeably than before. At his current rate of follicle failure, his [[My Little Ponies]] may soon have to depend on manes of the pubic variety. Another thing Chris [[fail]]s at is coming up with a slanderous title: in martial arts, one of the most common advices is to "be like water", soft like a calm stream, but also strong like a thundering waterfall, and Chris is implying that Clyde is, essentially, as skilled at fighting as a martial artist. Not to mention, water is technically "strong" if you consider all the crap it "holds up."
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==Video==
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = Clyde is Weaker than Water
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ZZIyR8bWvRs}}
| stardate      = 30 October 2009
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga          = {{Clyde|text}}
| other          = {{Audio|text}}
| previous      = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#Ian's video| SHE IS MINE NOW]]
| next          = [[Getting Foam Ed]]
}}
 
 
===Transcript===
Huh! Look at Mr. [[Clyde Cash]] now! Heh! His muscles are so weak, they fall right down. Look at that, he's so weak and feeble. Heh, look at him. And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a [[muscle bra]]. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.
 
But anyway, you wanna see real muscles, check these out. [''The image changes to several photos of Chris [[fail|flexing]], the final one of him holding an office chair above his head with a strained look on his face. Chris does a very poor a capella rendition of "[[Wikipedia:The_Final_Countdown_(song)|The Final Countdown]]" throughout.'']
 
But anyway, enough said about me. This guy is really weak. Stay tuned for another ''piece''.
 
==See also==
*[[30 Push-Ups]]
*[[Power]]
*[[Sports bra photo series]]
*[[I AM STRONG]]
 
==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgetytXwyxE WATER IS GOOD], the response from Clyde
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[SHE IS MINE NOW]]|nextlink=[[Getting Foam Ed]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
 
{{Clyde Saga}}
 
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

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