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On 15 [[January 2010]], the cast of "Digimon Parody Fandub" uploaded the audio of a phone call that they conducted with [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]].
#REDIRECT [[Prank_calls#DPF_phonecalls]]
 
==Part 1==
 
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===Transcript===
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hello?</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Hel-(cut off by static)</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Hi I'm *inaudible*</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm sorry what?</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Good evening.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, good evening.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' We tried to conta-well I tried to contact you earlier, I wanted to ask permission to use something of yours. A character of yours.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I see.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' I, um, I own a comic called Marty-Bob, right? It's pretty popular. It's based off the series Negima, you may have heard of it. Have you?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, no. I have not.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Well, as you know, I am English, and it's rather popular over here, right? And your character, being pretty popular in England as well, um, I wanted to see if I could use him just as a cameo to say hi to Marty-Bob.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Well I-*cut off by Chris*</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, I give you, I give you permission to use my c-, use my Sonichu as a as a, in a cameo appearance in there, just make sure you reference me and the CWCipedia.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' We'll, we'll do that sir.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' We'll link and everything and give credit to you *Text comes up reading 'Sonichu can come up and give Marty-Bob a handshake and then Marty-Bob can meet'* Sonichu and say he's awesome.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah okay, that's fine.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Also, I was wondering, I have a character I'd like to audition for you, for your Sonichu comic.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I see. Hmm.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' His, his name is Poliochu, he has Polio, he's like the uh, clone of FDR and he has Polio, so he needs a wheelchair.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I see, hmm, well you can send me a drawing of it, to my e-mail address or to the mailbag on the CWCipedia and I'll uh, I'll look at-I'll look the character over.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Will you look at 'em all of your e-mails?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'll look at the e-mails.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Okay that's good.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' That's good, that's good. Also, um, are you getting those dastardly trolls? I mean, they're just so mean.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yes they are mean.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' I liked your recent video where you spoke French or s-*static pause*</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' *cutting in* Spanish.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' You taught me how to say it it was like illis zububolis or something.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' What does that mean anyway what you said in Spanish?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah th- the meaning escapes me at the moment, but it's pronounced "uhcrepsa etah y uhcinos evol.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Mhm.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Chris, can I just say something?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mhm?</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' I'm your biggest fan; you're so awesome.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Thank you.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' You do not deserve any of the bad treatment towards you like, Clyde Cash, he's just a jerk and whatever that guy who says he's you but not as good looking.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' So what is Asperchu?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well Asperchu is not mine, it belongs to Alec Benson Leary and I have no connection to him whatsoever, except for him buying out the ad space and putting his ads on th-*cuts out*</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' What?</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Why would he do that to you?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' He's just being, he's just being mean and a jerk.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' I thought that um, you guys were having a meeting. That's what you said in your video.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm, no I challenged him to come and meet- challenged him to come to Virginia so we can see who stacks up better here.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Right.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Did Clyde Cash ever come to your house and try to fight you?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm, people have come to my house, and uh, gone so-gone as far as to egg my house.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Egged? Your house has been egged?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' That's not very nice they're *inaudible*</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' It's a waste of eggs.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Eggs are supposed to be eaten.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah th-</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' *cuts off Chris* They're made with french toast.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' I wanted to ask you a question.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mhm?</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Y'know Magi-chan?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yep.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' How come he's got -chan at the end of his name but not -chu?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It's a play off the word magician.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' I see. I didn't know that! That's pretty cool, I've learned something new today!</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' But what's that, his species name is Magi-chan?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' So, could I capture my own Magi-chan if it was in a pokémon game?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm, not really. If I- if there was a pokémon game with all the Sonichu characters in there, you'd have to, uh, evolve it from a Sonee with a Moon Stone.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Ah, I see.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Also I was wondering, uh, what is this A.D. Vision thing project you're making-you're going on talking about?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ah, uh, oh, turns out tha-turns out I was fooled there, apparently A.D. Vison went ou-went out of business in September 2009. I did not realize that until recently.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Oh, I got, I got to ask you a really important question.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Who is Ginger? We just want to know; we're confused about that.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' She's a fan.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' She's a fan?</font> 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Like us?</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' *inaudible*</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' She talked to me recently.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Oh, where does she live?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm, she lives in Florida.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Florida? That's-</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' *cuts in* Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Pretty f-pretty far a way aways man.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well-</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' *cuts in* Around.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I wasn't doing anything lately, y'know?</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Chris!</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mhm?</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Could I ask your opinion on something?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' It's something you haven't released information or anything and it's so important I wanna ask you this.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mhm?</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Um, do you like Digimon?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Digimon's okay.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' But you think poké-</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' They're just a pretty ripoff of Pokémon right?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah I would dare say it's sort of a ripoff.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' But, I, I like Digimon and I like Sonichu, because I'm awesome like that; that's how I roll.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mkay. Alright, that's cool.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Do you like Kermit the Frog?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' 'Kay.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Would you like to speak to Kermit the Frog?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No. I-</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' *cuts in* He has like the best voice of doing it though.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Yeah, I-I'm pretty good.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright, I'll listen to your imitation of Kermit the Frog.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Okay, here it is, ready? *Mimics Kermit the Frog* Hi there, Kermit the Frog here speaking to Chris-Chan, which is pretty cool.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' You like it?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It's okay...uh, *Mimics Kermit the Frog* *Inaudible mumbling in the voice* and sound like Kermit the Frog. Ladies and Gentlemen, *inaudible name* in the audience, yay!</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Oh, wow! That was good at the end! That was excellent!</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Can you hear my- can you hear my Bill Cosby voice. Do you know Bill Cosby?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yep.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Alright, here it is. *Mimics Bill Cosby* Hello Chris-Chan, with the bippin' and the boppin' and the hippin'. *Coughs*. God that hurt.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' *Mimicking Bill Cosby* Mmm, that's pretty good, but I think *inaudible* and we could talk all day long! And we could do all the jibba jabba blibba blabba.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Oh, uh, do you know who Cleveland Brown?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yep. *Mimics Cleveland* Oh yeah, I know Cleveland Brown. Yeah I watch the Cleveland Show. *Attempts Cleveland's laugh*</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Oh, I like his laugh, it's like *mimics laugh*.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' When are you going to do a Metal Gear Solid themed episode?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, I didn- I didn't understand the question.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' When are you going to do a Metal Gear Solid themed comic ser-type of like, Sonichu?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well uh, maybe later, but not right now.</font> 
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Here, I could do, I could do I good Snake voice. Let's get into it. Listen.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mkay.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' *Mimicking Snake* Otacon, this is Snake. Where are we? *cough*</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Is that the one from Super Smash Brothers?</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' No.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Is-have you ever played Super Smash Brothers, Chris?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yep.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Do you have a friend code for it?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm, yeah, but it would be hard for me to get to it right now.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Ah.</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' Ah okay.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' I would love to play you because I actually don't have Snake in Brawl yet. I don't know how to unlock him.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm, uh, I'm sorry, you don't-uh, you're talking about the Snake character, unlocking him in Super Smash Brothers Brawl?</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm, you could look, you could look up the answer how to unlock him on GameFAQs, G A M E F A Q S dot com.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Chris, who do you use?</font>
<br><font color="#990000">'''Jack:''' He uses Sonic of course.</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Mmm.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' Do you know that if you hack the game, you could mix Pikachu's move with Sonic, and then you can make, like Sonichu in brawl?</font>
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm, that's interesting.</font>
<br><font color="#006600">'''Jynx:''' That'd be cool. I used to do that; I used to hack Brawl at one point.</font>
<br><font color="#000000">*End of audio*</font>
 
==Part 2==
 
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===Transcript===
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{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Phone calls]]
Jack: Reggie Fils-Aime, I've always tried to talk with him, I've called Nintendo of America like a billion times asking to talk with him, he's like always busy.
Chris: Yeah, it turned out-it turned out between him and, uh, Sh-and, uh, Sh-
Jack: (cutting in) Shigeru Miyamoto?
Chris: Yeah. It turned out when I talked to them they turned out to be just trolls pretending to be them.
Jynx: Well, was that Clyde Cash again?
Chris: No, uh, another troll. Under Clyde Cash, I'm sure.
Jack: *mumbling* oh, oh. Have you seen "The Book of Eli" yet?
Chris: No, I have not.
Jack: You should go see it. Oh, there-here, my, uh, my little sister would like to talk to you.
Jynx: She's from Australia.
Jack: Yeah.
Girl: Is this really Sonichu? I'm really excited now!
Chris: (cutting in) Hello?
Girl: Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? I've been trying to talk with you for hours and hours now!
Sonichu! Oh my god, I love this show! I love it, I love it, I love it!
Jack: (cutting in) she's just
Chris: (inaudible)
Girl: Shut up, shut up Jack, I'm talking! I'm so...oh, wow.
Jynx: Do you like (inaudible) Gaiden?
Chris: Yeah, I mean, it's a good show.
Jynx: I have, do you know what my favourite Chris Chan video is? The one where you do the life in a day of Sonichu. That was great!
Chris: Yeah. Thank you.
Jynx: Yeah, I've-
Jack: (cutting in) Did you notice that Chris Mc-Chris McFarland-Seth McFarlane has put you in one of the episodes?
Chris. Uh. Sorry, I did not understand that.
Jack: Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, he put you in that one episode, where they did like, a Stephen King parody? He made Peter look just like you.
Chris: No, uh, (sound cut off) -like that.
Jynx: That's your shirt.
Girl: (speaking over Chris) Oh, I LOVE YOUUU!
Jack: (inaudible) -that you're famous though.
Chris: Hm.
Jack: Are you ever gonna come to Anime Expo?
Chris: I might.
Jynx: Oh, what kind of anime do you like? Do you like, uh, Lucky Star? (inaudible) Naruto, Bleach?
So many to choose from.
Girl: (cutting in) Oh, Anime, do you like Anime? I like Anime!
Jynx: Negime, Marty Bob? There's a whole list.
Chris: Yeah, I like a lot of anime, but I would say that I really like Excel Saga.
Jack: Excel Saga? Yeah, Nabushin's the best.
Jynx: I like (inaudible)
Jack: I don't even know what that is man.

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