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The '''GameStop Assault''' video is a short clip captured by a Tumblr user in which Chris, sporting full [[Tomgirl]] regalia, throws away any [[Trolls#Today|pity points]] he may have earned among by breaking three separate laws in one visit to his local [[GameStop]]. Captured on 27 December 2014, the video<ref>https://videobin.org/+8ev/b90.html</ref> shows Chris loudly requesting that the store's employees not bother with calling [[jerkop|anyone]], presumably to have him forcefully ejected from the premises. Strutting confidently out of the store, Chris pepper-sprays an innocent employee, who understandably reacts with an expression of both horror and confusion. Chris supposedly intended to deface a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]] display at the store; it is not clear whether or not he succeeded, or if the employees at the store recognized him as the Chris-chan they know and previously refused to tolerate.
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[[File:Chris chan dec 2014.png|thumb|Demonstrating his calm and collected demeanor in the face of adversity, Chris blows a raspberry at the camera.]] True to [[Chris and fashion|form]], Chris is dressed like a rainbow of fail - his outfit consists of novelty purple [[My Little Pony]] toy glasses, [[Manchester High]] hoodie, blue denim shorts, purple leggings, a [[hair]]band and what appear to be light-brown Ugg boots. Note that the ill-fitting Manchester High hoodie seems to be a firm favorite in Chris's tomgirl wardrobe, as it is also seen in the [[I Love You, Catherine]] video.
 
==Spray and Aftermath==
According to a troll<ref name=forum>https://archive.today/KbrlM</ref>, the substance sprayed on the hapless employee was indeed mace, or a derivative thereof. A followup call from a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] troll<ref name=forum /> revealed that the employee will be pressing charges, in a development remarkably similar to the events of [[28 October 2011]]. If the claims by the troll are indeed true, it is likely that Chris will be facing potentially a financially destabilizing year in 2015.
 
== Video ==
 
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| name          = GameSpot Assault
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| stardate      = 27 [[December 2014]]
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| style          = {{Rage|text}}
| saga          = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt          = Manchester Hoodie
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=== Transcript ===
'''Chris''': [[Chris and negotiation|Don't call anybody!]]
 
[''Chris struts confidently out of the store. Unintelligible background noise from other customers can be heard, and a [[Niggos|niggo]] family at the counter can be seen in shock at the horror they've just witnessed.'']
 
[''Chris sprays a yellow-shirted employee with mace, who recoils in self-defense.'']
 
'''Employee''': Whoa! Hey! [''mouths "what the fuck"'']
 
==References==
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