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[[Image:Hanna.jpg|right|thumb|150px|The original troll and our hero]]
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[[Hanna]] (later [[retconned]] as '''Fandanna''') is an IRL [[troll]] notable for smashing [[Chris]]'s [[heart level|heart]] down to 15%. Little is known about Hanna except that she work(ed)s at Starbucks and likes Chuck <strike>Palahniuk</strike> Paladuck (<strike>writer</strike> director of ''Fight Club'').
 
Chris's run-in with Hanna was memorably told in [[Sub-Episode 2]]: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart".
 
==Chris's Explanation of the Real Life Meeting==
 
{{quote|One day in March, 2005, I now go to [[Fashion Square Mall|Fashion Square]], on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my [[Scrapbook of Fail|Sonichu Scrapbook]], and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]].
 
Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC ''[sic]'', and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of [[gal pal|Gal-Pals]], that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.|Chris, from his [[MySpace]] page}}
 
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