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"'''11012009 I AM STRONG'''" is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]] in which he acts like he has muscles.
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He also got a [[hair]]cut. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] decided to go with the "elderly lesbian" look, as opposed to Chris's previous [[For Chris II|middle-aged manchild]] look. Also, notice Chris's profuse sweating. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like [[wikipedia:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]] with a sore throat.
 
The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare [[Clyde Cash]], whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.
 
== Video ==
 
{{Infobox/video
| name          = I AM STRONG
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|xfS2relLqac}}
| stardate      = 1 [[November 2009]]
| subject        = {{Power|text}}
| style          ={{Smug|text}}
| saga          = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt          = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}}
| previous      = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
| next          = [[Twin Falling Towers]]
}}
 
{{quote|I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE!}}
 
=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Strong_Man.jpg|thumb|200px|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
[''Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant.'']
 
[''Trying to sound tough; sounds more like Kermit the Frog''] You tink you're so tough... *Ahe-Hem!* [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|You think you're so tough]]? No you are not! You are weak!
 
[''Chris points at the camera mockingly, in the fashion of Hulk Hogan, a gesture he repeats throughout the video.'']
 
Dis battle is far from-... this war is far from beyond over [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyyyyyde]]! You got nothin'!
 
[''Chris holds out his fist, with the [[Amnyfest Ring]], in a menacing gesture.'']
 
YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!
 
[''Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.'']
 
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==Fan Videos==
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Strong Man Chris Chan
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|zUiNCXnw218}}
| maker          = Apples and Grapes for dinner
| stardate      = 15 [[May 2015]]}}
 
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris-Chan's I AM STRONG Reversed
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|hJUueVddaEs}}
| stardate      = 9 [[July 2018]]
| maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
| subject        =
| type          =
| info          = GNORTS MA I
}}
 
==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcSV3GMNxBA I AM STRONG MAN], a prophetic fan music video from two days earlier (based on [[10112009]] and [[10122009]])</s> (dead link)
 
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]|nextlink=[[Twin Falling Towers]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Power videos}}
{{Clyde Saga}}
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-01]]
[[Category: Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-01]]

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