Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor
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The Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor is Chris's primary concern when he is on his Love Quest. It refers to the impossibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will have a boyfriend, making it impossible for him to put his comeuppance in her mouth. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life--a fear he has named Noviophobia.