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[[Image:JerkhiefProfile.jpg|thumb|75px|His wooden badge looks delicious.]]
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'''Jerkhief''' is the [[Niggos|black]] leader of the [[Jerkops]] known best for uttering [[Random|nonsensical phrases]] such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" or "MY SOUL HURTS!" in [[Sonichu 4]]. Jerkhief is based on a real-life mall security guard who told the manchild to GTFO; Chris had his [[Attraction Sign]] at the time and he was apparently creeping out the people in front of [[GameStop]]. [[Chris]] has put Jerkhief's weight at three-quarters of a ton, [[fail]]ing to understand that [[Barbara|someone]] that [[Obesity|obese]] would barely be able to move.
 
In ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'', Jerkhief interrupted [[CWC]]'s [[Love Quest]] and told him to stop soliciting like any sane person would. Chris was being a whiny faggot as usual and refused to leave. So, he beat up a bunch of Jerkops, but then Jerkhief activated his mecha battle armor. Unfortunately, he could not overcome the power of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. This whole "Jerkop-Tastropie" took place in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
 
==="My wooden badge was delicious!"===
As one of the things that has utterly baffled readers, someone was courageous enough to ask Chris this in [[IRC (31 December 2008)|an IRC chat]] and Chris explained its meaning:
 
[[Image:MyWoodenBadgeWasDelicious.jpg|thumb|left|lolwut?]]
[[Image:Chris-Dog-Pile.jpg|thumb|Dogpile!]]
 
{{quote|the Jerkhief has a Badge made from TREE wood, painted to look like an "official" police badge, and the Jerkops under him have Badges made from [[Wikipedia:Graham cracker|Graham Crackers]], painted to be the mockery badges as well. The Jerkhief portrayed on the cover took a bite out of his wooden badge, as if it was made from a Graham Cracker, and called it delicious like a Graham Cracker...which you would have learned that from the [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"|"Backyard Safari" Sub-Episode.]]|}}
 
This is backed up by [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_56 Sonichu Issue 4, pages 55-56]. Even with the explanation, it is strange for Jerkhief to compare the taste of tree bark to a sweet treat.
 
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Jerkhieg.png|Official Chris-approved game sprite from [[JK Productions]].
Image:Jerkhief my soul hurts.jpg|You certainly aren't alone, Jerkhief.</gallery></center>
 
==See also:==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Jerkops]]
*[[Bagget]]
*[[Niggos]]
*[[Virginia is for Virgins]]
 
{{Sonichu}}
 
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:Villains]]

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