Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel

wherein chris is

Transcript

Chris: *stressed sigh* I guess I gotta try to uh... get back my PSN account. I have to talk with the Playstation people. A-A-Any-But in this-If this was for a dah [?] I will be able to make it into the Mumble tonight.
Max: Why not [barely audible]
Chris: Huh?
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: How come there-I might be a little later... tonight, so basically this will be our chat, yeah, at this point. Probably get my, uh-[interrupted by Max]
Max: [again, what she says in completely inaudible]
Chris: *sigh*
[long pause, presumably Max is talking, but barely anything is heard but a single "But uhh..."]
Chris: Who? [Woah? I dunno.] Okay, who took it?
Max: [inaudible again]
Chris: Well, PLEASE tell me who took it.
Max: Shut up [I shoulda?] [inaudible]
Chris: *small sigh*
Chris: *big, stressed sigh* Look, Maaaaaaax... [pause] Ah, Jesus Christ... *sigh* [pause] *sigh again* Well, if I ask you for my PSN back, you're not send m-you're not gonna send Julie here. Just wanna make sure we're understood here. And also, what happened to my-my-I just checked on SonichuandRosechu.com, it's not there!
Max: Alriiight, [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Yeah...
Max: [inaudible, but something can be heard from his end]
Chris: *inhales, sighs hard*
[pause]
Chris: *inhales, sighs hard yet again* Alright, I want my-Alright, I want my stuff back. *sigh* [Max probably says something here, but nothing can be heard] Alright, well- Wait, I'm sorry, can ah- Ugh... oh... Oh geez! I want Julie, I WANT JULIE!
Max: [says SOMETHING]
Chris: *sighs* Look, ah- Uh... Quit messing around!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Come on, this is serious!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Well, look, I'm sorry, I definitely w-
Max: [interrupts, presumably talking about the PSN or Julie deal]
Chris: *sigh* Yes... Yes I accept that.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Uh... Jesus Christ...
[Max turns into JULAAAAAYYYYYY]
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Uh, Julie! I-Uh... Y-Your brother found out that I can get my PSN account back and-and my Yahoo! account back, since uh... well, s-s-since apparently these people have hacked into my PSN and my Wahoo account, and I think-uh... anyway, they made me choose-made me have to make a choice: You or my PSN and my Yahoo! account.
Julie: [probably saying "Did you pick the latter?"]
Chris: No, I chose you.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: Yeah... Yeah! Alright-Alright, but listen, Jolie, do me a favor, try to uh-try to get my Wahoo and my PSN account back from your brother for me. *sigh*
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh*
Julie: So, how are you liking your... [inaudible]
Chris: Not easy, but I'd rather have my true love. Yeah.
Julie: [again, inaudible]
Chris: Alright. Yeah.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: Alright, well who took it?
Julie: My brother did. [HOORAY I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID]
Chris: *sigh* That much comes to me at no surprise.
[5:13 mark]

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