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[[File:Owllevel.jpg|thumb|ght|On '''9 March''', Chris uploads a new [[LittleBigPlanet]] level that inadvertently reveals the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]
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[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|On '''14 March''', Chris wears a kilt and shows us his underwear.]]
[[File:Sonichu10Years.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March''', Sonichu turned 10, but Chris was too busy getting pissed at Tito to pay much attention.]]
[[File:CWCipediaHistory19Mar.jpg|thumb|On '''19 March''', Kine kicked off the [[CWCipedia]]'s total destruction with this small change.]]
[[File:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|Also on '''19 March''', this image, among many others, is uploaded in a flurry of massive vandalism.]]
[[File:SonicCostumeWhining.jpg|thumb|On '''25 March''', Chris proves he just doesn't really care about Bob.]]


The beginning of '''March 2010''' started out with a bit of concern. [[Chris]] had made mention of his father [[Bob]] being hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Though many were worried for Bob's health, Chris obviously wasn't as he continued on with his life as if nothing was wrong.


Things got happier when Chris, through his own [[Ego|narcissism]], inadvertently revealed the identity of his latest [[gal-pal]] through a ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' level. Dedicated trolls discovered [[The Wallflower|her identity]] and, while many were content with trying to keep it on the down low and letting her discover for herself what kind of [[Chris|monster]] she was dealing with, one faggot ruined it for everyone. The gal-pal apparently left Chris, and as a result of their falling-out, Chris discovered the existence of the CWCki. He immediately demanded that all the pages involving him his family and friends be removed or there would be trouble...


Chris was also, for a good part of the month, trolled by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], whom Chris blamed for the loss of the gal-pal and the [[china]] he was sure would follow. The resulting angst drove the man-child to hilarious new lows, such as threatening trolls with a [[pocket knife]], dressing up in a kilt, and using the dreaded N-word on camera, despite being unsure of Tito's ethnicity.


As if in retaliation to Chris dropping the N-bomb, control of the CWCipedia was relinquished to Mao, who opened registration to the masses. In no time flat, the website was greatly enhanced by those masses.


Holding true to his manifesto from the end of [[February 2010|the previous month]], which basically told his [[fans]] to fuck off and stop asking him for Sonichu comic pages, Chris completely neglected answering his Mailbag and publishing comics. While he had promised to at least begin earnest work on [[Sonichu 11]] in time for the 10-year anniversary of the strip, the [[stress]] of his woman troubles instead drove him to more angry fits of railing against his fans. He even compared them to the trolls that constantly torment him, which is probably the closest Chris has ever been to realizing the truth about his "[[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]]." As if a final slap in the face to his fans, he told everyone that he was leaving the internet forever and that the only way new comics would show up was when they appeared on comic shelves. If that were really the case, he'd have a schedule that would rival that of [[Wikipedia:Rob Liefeld|LIEFEEEEEEEEEEEEELD!]] Thankfully for all, Chris came back 36 hours later.


==Events of March 2010==
* 01 March - In his first [[Twitter]] [[Captain's Log]], Chris informs us that [[Bob Chandler]] is hospitalized due to congestive heart failure, that he's under lots of [[stress]] and that he will begin releasing [[Sonichu 11|issue 11]] in time for Sonichu's tenth anniversary. (He later breaks this promise.)
* 02 March - Chris posts [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito (video)|new]] videos. None of them mention his [[Bob Chandler|father]].
* 03 March - [[Evan]] releases an [[:File:Evan responds to his death.png|email from Chris]] regarding his [[Sonichu 10|murder]].
* 04 March - Evan releases a [[:File:Evan responds to his death2.png|second email]] discussing his brutal killing.
* 09 March - Chris releases a "Foretaste version" of a book on [[Twitter]]. According to him, it's being co-written by a "lady friend." He also releases a new [[LittleBigPlanet]] level to go along with it.
* 09 March - Using the credits in Chris's most recent LBP level, [[/cwc/]] trolls manage to dox Chris's new [[The Wallflower|lady friend]]. Immediately, her online actions and profiles are revealed, including a large collection of [[homos|slash]] fanfiction. She is also contacted by trolls.
* 10 March - [[The Wallflower|Damian Antaria]], Chris's latest gal-pal, finds out about the CWCki and tries to break contact with Chris, eventually telling him that she has found a boyfriend.
* 10 March - Furious, Chris releases [[A message to the Trolls]], regarding trolls contacting his newest [[Gal-Pal]].
* 10 March - Chris adds a message to the [[CWCipedia]] discussing his discovery of [[CWCki]] and threatens to cause trouble if the pages on his family and "friends" is not removed before 12 March at midnight.
* 11 March - Chris adds in a second message [[Don't Mess With Me|telling trolls to watch their backs]].
* 14 March - Chris uploads a [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|video]] of video of him threatening [[Surfshack Tito|Surfshack Tito]] whilst wearing a kilt. Later, he [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!| pleads]] with [[The_Wallflower|the Wallflower]] to be his [[Boyfriend-free_girl|girlfriend]], and [[Chris and reality|reasons]] that she should sleep with him include the fact that his life is pathetic and hookers cost money.
* 14 March - Chris extends his deadline for the CWCki to 31 March, citing the changes made for the Wallflower page, and demands that similar changes be applied to the pages of people he met IRL and his former sweethearts.
* 14 March - Last of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2]] is sent.
* 17 March - The [[Happy Sonichu Day|10th anniversary of Sonichu's creation]]. Trolls everywhere raise a glass in honor, and then weep bitterly. Chris does nothing.
* 17 March - Chris utterly loses it at Tito, with a [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|fit of rage]] not seen for quite some time.
* 18 March - [[Surfshack Tito E-mails| E-mails between Chris and Surfshack Tito]] are released on /cwc/, where Chris repeatedly calls Tito a [[Niggo|"nigger"]] despite not knowing if Tito is black or not.
* 18 March - CWCipedia is taken down, with a redirect to [http://hsienko.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Mao's CWCipedia].
* 19 March - The CWCipedia returns once again. [[Mao]] is made into a site admin, and someone called "Kine" does some subtle vandalism in the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu article]. Hours later, the [[Asperpedia]] Four trash the everliving hell out the CWCipedia, greatly enhancing it. Eventually the wiki is open for public editing, causing a legion of trolls to descend on the website like a committee of circling vultures, and a round of massive semi-organized vandalism commences.
* 20 March - Mao locks the Main Page and its templates, ruining the fun.
* 20 March - Last of the [[Wallflower E-mails 3]] is sent.
* 21 March - Chris returns to CWCipedia, sees the mess, and tries in vain to revert the massive vandalism. He quickly gives up, and releases [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|a video]] about him leaving the Internet (again).
* 21 March- Sysop steps in at around 11:00 p.m., restoring the CWCipedia to a state before Mao became an admin.
* 22 March- 36 hours after declaring he was leaving the Internet, [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|Chris proves us wrong again]] by posting another video, this time complaining about a voice actress on The Cleveland Show.
* 25 March - Chris posts on [http://www.Littlebigworkshop.com LittleBigWorkshop] to complain about Sonic LPB DLC.
* 26 March - On the CWCipedia, Chris adds a main page condemnation of bootleg Sonichu merchandise as ads surface for a "Mao approved" ''Sonichu 0''
* 28 March - Continuing on the same spirit as the previous video, Chris now [[F Abstinance|rants against abstinence]], another reason for him being a virgin with rage.
* 29 March - Chris begins to revert the edits made to the CWCipedia.
* 30 March - Chris continues to revert the edits made to the CWCipedia. Hours later, the CWCipedia breaks due to 110mb being shit as usual.


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