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'''Mary Poppins''' is a Disney film adaptation of the book series of the same name. It is highly regarded as a classic of children's and musical cinema. It is less highly regarded as the [[Blanca E-mails|favorite]] film of perverse, demented internet-cysts [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris has made references to the film in his writing in his usual [[random access humor|context-eschewing style]]. Most offensively to fans of the film, he incorporated the 'Votes for Women' segment from the song ''Step In Time'' into his twisted [[Women's Rights|womens' rights]] propoganda, as well as bastardized the ''Jolly Holiday'' song, replacing 'Mary' with 'Ivy' or the name of whatever gal-pal he is currently being trolled by. | '''Mary Poppins''' is a Disney film adaptation of the book series of the same name. It is highly regarded as a classic of children's and musical cinema. It is less highly regarded as the [[Blanca E-mails|favorite]] film of perverse, demented internet-cysts [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris has made references to the film in his writing in his usual [[random access humor|context-eschewing style]]. Most offensively to fans of the film, he incorporated the 'Votes for Women' segment from the song ''Step In Time'' into his twisted [[Women's Rights|womens' rights]] propoganda, as well as bastardized the ''Jolly Holiday'' song, replacing 'Mary' with 'Ivy' or the name of whatever gal-pal he is currently being trolled by. | ||
His extreme zeal for "womens' rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane & Michael. As the story is set in early 20 century England (1901- | His extreme zeal for "womens' rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane & Michael. As the story is set in early 20 century England (1901-1910, King Edward is mentioned as being the then King), women do not yet have the right to vote. Mrs. Banks is the first character, we see and she also sings the first song, 'Sister Suffragette', during which she mentions Emmeline Pankhurst being arrested (again), placing the film in 1909, the second time she was arrested. | ||
Mrs. Banks and her friends were depicted as struggling for the greater cause of being treated as an equal, with the same rights and treatment. But Chris takes it to mean they simply want to remove their clothes and fuck. | |||
How wrong he was. | How wrong he was. | ||
Revision as of 13:52, 7 July 2009
Mary Poppins is a Disney film adaptation of the book series of the same name. It is highly regarded as a classic of children's and musical cinema. It is less highly regarded as the favorite film of perverse, demented internet-cysts Christian Weston Chandler. Chris has made references to the film in his writing in his usual context-eschewing style. Most offensively to fans of the film, he incorporated the 'Votes for Women' segment from the song Step In Time into his twisted womens' rights propoganda, as well as bastardized the Jolly Holiday song, replacing 'Mary' with 'Ivy' or the name of whatever gal-pal he is currently being trolled by.
His extreme zeal for "womens' rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane & Michael. As the story is set in early 20 century England (1901-1910, King Edward is mentioned as being the then King), women do not yet have the right to vote. Mrs. Banks is the first character, we see and she also sings the first song, 'Sister Suffragette', during which she mentions Emmeline Pankhurst being arrested (again), placing the film in 1909, the second time she was arrested.
Mrs. Banks and her friends were depicted as struggling for the greater cause of being treated as an equal, with the same rights and treatment. But Chris takes it to mean they simply want to remove their clothes and fuck.
How wrong he was.
| “ | But Thank God and Jesus, my Guardian Angel from the other side of the world found me. She, a Good, Loyal, Honest Sonichu & Rosechu fan, got my YouTube and Facebook accounts for me, and, she was a real big help and the "Spoon full of sugar" I needed to "help the medicine go down" | ” |
| Chris, pissing off God and Walt Disney at the same time | ||