Pedo-Glasses

Chris-Chan's spectacles, the appearance of which have been described variously as recalling some form of sexual deviant, usually along the lines of a child-molesting uncle. They are somewhat oversized, their roundness emphasizing Chris' rotund form and have a string attachment that nobody else under the age of sixty would use. Regardless, Chris has defended his choice of eye-wear with the truism that they "help me see better", although they remained conspicuously absent from the comic for some time.

Chris has been known to emphatically remove his glasses from his face for dramatic effect in his videos.