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[[Image:Sonichufan1985.jpg|120px|thumb|right|A personal drawing of Bob from Chris.]]
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[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Robert Simmons V, in comic form. A very rare sight - a [[JERKS|male]] in a [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], aside from Christian himself, portrayed positively.]]


: ''"Robert" redirects here. For the Chandler family patriarch, see [[Robert Chandler]].''


'''Robert Simmons V''' (a.k.a. '''Solidus Chris''') was an [[anti-troll]] who befriended [[Christian Weston Chandler]] on [[YouTube]].


He put on his act copying [[Autism|aspie]] traits pat, with a [[Sonichu medallion]] of his own (really just the classic [[Sonic]] colored yellow and with no [[Sonichu]] tail), talked in a [[BILLY MAYS|loud monotone]], liked ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' (and very kindly wished that CWC would also have Sailor Moon for a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]]), and performed a song he wrote for Chris-chan, complete with a sequence in which he heroically smote to death [[ED]] and the [[Jerkops|Robotnikjerks]].


==YouTube==




<center>{{#ev:youtube|UtlMYYvEsvU}}</center>


The events that took place in Robert Simmons' life also coincided with Christian's life, from account hacking, to getting the medallion taken. Robert Simmons seems to have a slightly disturbing relationship with his sinister cousin Andrew Simmons I, who is not a good actor, that seems to parallel Chris's own Fem-dom/Male-sub kink.


Robert Simmons V also appeared in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] in the radio interview with [[Jiggliami]].


By 21 [[February 2009]], Robert Simmons V had taken down all of his videos and changed his profile to announce:


{{quote|I decided to remove all of my videos because I have come to the realization that Mr. [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is a horrible person. It took me awhile to understand that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] did not slander Chris but rather was telling the truth. From lying to his fans about the [[Nintendo]] deal, to his perverted ways, I cannot bring myself to be a fan of [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]] anymore (not to mention he doesn't even bother to update anymore). My only regret in this whole ordeal is that I wasted my time trying to defend such a [[Ego|self centered, arrogant]], [[Women's rights|sexist]], [[Homos|homophobic]] asshole. As my cousin said it himself about Chris &quot;What a selfish Cow, bottom line lose some fucking [[Obesity|weight]], God Dammit!&quot;}}


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[[Image:Robertsimmonsefit.jpg|thumb|right|An e-fit of Robert Simmons V.]]
==Church visit==
{{main|Church audio}}


On 15 [[March 2009]], days before [[Emily]]'s date, Robert and another troll drove to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Chris's church]] uninvited. Robert goes up to Chris while the other troll remains in the background. Introducing himself with "Hi... I'm Robert," Chris recognizes him and they start talking.


Robert accompanies Chris to church, highlights from the audio include, [[trolls]], Chris's sweetheart search, ''[[Family Guy]]'' and [[homos]]exuality.
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==See also==
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Andrew Simmons chat]]


==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CompleteFailure2 Robert Simmons videos re-uploaded]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PTQYVRZL Videos in FLV format]
*[http://stream.wellimean.com/cwc/ Abridged church audio]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?iwldnjimezz Full church audio]


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