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<div style="font-size: 16em; color: black;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>


'''SHE IS MINE NOW''' (officially '''10292009 - Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW''') is another call out to [[CChanSonichuCWC|the real Chris]] from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], uploaded on 28 [[October 2009]]. In it, he [[Chris and music#Rap|raps]] again and declares that [[Kacey]] is his and that Liquid lost her.


Ian plays a wide array of Aerosmith tracks in the background, undoubtedly in an attempt to seem rebellious and dangerous. He [[Autism|shuffles]] back and forth throughout the video and seems to have aged considerably since [[For Chris No 2|''yesterday'']]. He also finally changed his shirt.


He also does his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]... that or another [[rage]] attack. Who knows?


It is also important to note that Ian seems to be sweating a fair amount in this video and can be seen wiping sweat from his brow. The sweating appears to become more profuse towards the end of the video compared to the somewhat dry start, go ahead and watch.


==Original video from the real Chris==


{{Infobox/Liquid
| name          = BACK THE FUCK OFF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|4iH17VuO_fA}}
| stardate      = 28 [[October 2009]]
| maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject        = {{Sex|[[Kacey]]}}
| style          = {{Rage|text}}
| previous      = [[For Chris|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK]]
| next          = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#MC CWC responds|MC CWC responds]]
}}


=== Transcript ===
Huh! Don't wanna play nice, do ya?! I'll school ya! [''Jump cut''] I'll s- I'll s- I'll school ya. I'll take you to town!


[''Liquid Chris steps back from the camera and preforms several fighting moves similar to the ones seen in [[CWCFighter]].'']


I'm comin' for ya!


[''Re-approaches camera'']


I am the only one here who is fit for [[Kacey]]! [''Jump cut''] And another thing! [''Jump cut''] Uhh. Yeah this one's for you.


[''Steps away from the camera'']


The real deal! '''[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-HAAAAAAAA!!]]'''


[''Jump cut. Liquid Chris is close to the camera again.''] 
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Oh and by the way. I have been talking to some people named [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Gregg Mays]], who have told me personally, that they are going to help me take you down! [''Heavy breathing, possibly due to the extreme cold''] And, uh, yeah! Jack Thaddeus, his assistant Samanda Handroil, Samantha Handroil and Gregg Mays, who is a good man, and what ha-has given me some information on you, so that uh- I don't think- I don't think you'll like it very much at- mmmh [''More heavy breathing''] I don't think you will- I don't think you would like it very much if it got out and ruined your life forever.


So yeah. Jack Thaddeus, Gregg Mays. They're on my side now. Mmm. So get ready, arch-nemesis. I will be waiting. And to the rest of you, peace, eh.


==Ian's video==
{{Infobox/video
| name          = SHE IS MINE NOW
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1B71SDC9mMk}}
| stardate      = 29 [[October 2009]]
| style          = {{Smug|text}}
| saga          = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt          = {{TanWideLines|text}}
| previous      = [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Clyde's Buddy Matt <br/>Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]
| next          = [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]
}}


{{quote|<poem>You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
If you wanna come fight me
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera you fool
I'll fight you any day!</poem>|MC Chris, [[Chris and music|"rhyming"]]}}


=== Transcript ===


Yo! MC Chris! I'm gonna rap it to ya, man! Listen up!


<poem>
[''Ian begins "rapping" while Run-DMC's cover of "Walk This Way" plays in the background'']
I seen yo video yous a lame ass
[[Sonichu|You done copyin' this and that]]
[[homos|I'm gonna screw you]], I'm gonna take you to town
Who do you think you are, [[South Park|Eric Cartman]]?
[''Ian does terrible Eric Cartman impression''] Screw you guys, I'm going home!
You had all with the [[pedofork|sweet little girl]]
[[List of Chris's lies|And yet you break your promise!]]
You done turn your back on her and turn to the [[trolls]]!
You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
If you wanna come fight me
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera you fool
I'll fight you any day!
[[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|Poop]]-pow! [''flails arms in an obscene mockery of punching'']
[[CWCFighter|And I'm gonna just plain kick yo ass!]]
''From-looking-at-your-body-type'' you's a total width and shorter than me!
I'm a good five foot ten, what are you, like a four foots eight?
I tell you something right now
[[Virgin with rage|That ain't gonna let you laid]],
Yet you had it once with her and you let it down
You's a big ol' dang... [[Hello, Juffalo|stupid lame-ass clown]].
Because you know you had all the [[Chris and religion|blessings]]
She was smart she was sweet she was [[Speech impediment|riwwyvery]] fun!
And I'll tell ya what ya did...
You... she done left you boy!


[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Rag Doll"''] You lost her! You treated her like a [[Kimmi|dang ragdoll]]!
Dang ragdoll...
And she ain't no ragdoll, she's a caring human being!
And you is- and you is a dang fool for mistreating her like you did.
And I [[love]] her for- I love her for so much more than that.
And you so dumb... And you threw it all away, man.
She left you and now she's with me.
</poem>


[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Dream On"''] So at this point, you could just... [''Turns back and fast forwards through the intro to the song, pauses awkwardly to wipe sweat''] So at this point man. I'll tell you what you could do, because all your notions you had with lovely, with sweet [[Kacey]]. This point, you could just... [[Dreams|DREAM]] ON. Cause she and I we share [''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion".'']


[''In an ear-splitting high pitched whine, while holding up the [[Claw of Fail]]''] SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET EMOTION. You didn't share no sweet emotion. You just done played her for a fool. And I don't ca- and I don't take to fools like that. [''whispers: Please don't. I swear.''] And by the way you know what? I don't care about bein' a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] because you know what? She and me are gonna be like [[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR! LOVIN' IT UP IN AN ELEVATOR!]] I mean I tell ya. I tell ya what, man. She done leave you- she done left yous mang. She come- she come towards me. Because she's beyond beautiful.


[''Changes track to "Beyond Beautiful" from the Aerosmith Track Pack and then <s>sings</s> mumbles along, badly''] She loves me now, she loves you not! Listen to that! Listen to the words of Aerosmith! She's beyond beautiful, and she's beyond... brilliant. She is so kind. She cares a lot. She cared about you, too. But you done turned her down, man. You lost her. So face facts man. She's with me Mac- she is with me now. You're yesterday's news. Just like the- just like the [[Monthly tugboat|boat]] that the [[Random access humor|Mythbusters made out of newspaper and ice.]] Yesterday's news. Good show by the way, [[List of Chris's lies|I learned from it.]] So you can just move on, [[Wikipedia:Buster Brown|Buster Brown]]! 'Cause [[Chris|Mama Brown]] ain't gonna take that no more!


Yeah... and I will kick your ass, 'cause... I'm [[autism|crazy]]! [''Gibbers violently at the camera. Pauses, then does a more effete version of gibbering at the camera'']


C'mon! You come fight me in person, and I'll kick your ass! Come on!


...have a good day. Anse- when you- meet me in person.
<div style="font-size: 16em; color: black;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>


==MC CWC responds==


{{Infobox/Liquid
| name          = MC CWC responds
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|lcSCHBD2S6E}}
| stardate      = 29 [[October 2009]]
| maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject        = {{Sex|[[Kacey]]}}, {{Music|text}}
| previous      = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#Original video from the real Chris|BACK THE FUCK OFF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU]]
| next          = [[My_Half_of_A_Whole_New_World_for_Kacey#CChanSonichu CWC responds|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
}}




{{quote|Then I'm gonna turn you into a murder statistic,
Because, bitch<br>
I'm High-Fucking-Functioning-Autistic|MC CWC, being '''fucking ill.'''}}


=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Ian responds to MC CWC.jpg|thumb|Ian's comments on Chris's Response.]]
Kacey, you understand, this… this Ian, this… you do not want anything to have to do with him. I will win you back! I promise!


And another thing, I am gonna show you who is the real, who is the real better, talented CWC, in order to, in order to get you back! Cuz I will have you back, bay-bee! I miss you!


Here he is MC – the MC CWC, throwin’ down his favorite rhymes y’all! Yeah, okay.


[''The beat from [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem's]] "[[Wikipedia:My Name Is|My Name Is]]" begins playing (yes, just the beat, because the Real Chris can actually play songs with the lyrics cut out)'']


''Kacey doesn’t love you – it’s true!<br>
''I checked her email this Tuesday at seven-oh-two<br>
''She has more apprehension than someone like you<br>
''Having his [[semen]], and [[recycling|drinking it too]]<br>
''In orange [[CWC Cola|Fanta, chocolate syrup]], you just can’t refuse<br>
''Mothafuckas online think that it cannot be true<br>
''But you prove them wrong, bottoms-up is yo motto<br>
''So it slides down yo throat, like a melty gelato<br>
''Wearin’ that bathrobe, like greener than avocado<br>
''Mashed up in a bathtub, infested with live mold<br>
''Your shower got a problem with that, so I been told<br>
''In fact I’ve seen it – you’re twenty-seven years old!<br>
''You get [[CWCFlyingElephants|naked on camera and dance around like ten-fold]]<br>
''Fuck you, nigga – you makin’ my head explode<br>
''You know, with the stop-this and the stop-that<br>
''And the [[Nudes|expose of your ass-crack]]<br>
''On the camera, it was so wack<br>
''Look like Jack Black, on your last track<br>
''Mothafucka, I’ve never tried kickin’ an ass this hard<br>
''But I’mmabout to chew up and spit y’all over one million yards<br>
''I’ll take yo picture and send it to yo bodyguard<br>
''Now everybody yeah, sing along<br>


''Now everybody drawin’ the [[comic]] pages for ages<br>
''The sages of rage, and the age of contagion’s voracious<br>
''And pages, like the mothafuckin plague is<br>
''Upon a plantation and faces just can’t explain this<br>


''Sorry – didn’t understand that?<br>
''Understand my ass-crack!<br>
''I’m [[Wikipedia:Back in Black|back in black]] – and so’s my battery<br>
''Runs on [[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]],<br>
''You don’t deserve to listen to a band so legendary,<br>
''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Get the FUCK off]] of Kacey,<br>
''Blaze me? You’re pasty!<br>
''You can’t stop me, or block me, or amaze me.<br>
''You won’t even [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|come to the rescue]], ‘cuz you’re lazy!<br>
''It doesn’t phase me that you’re crazy,<br>
''‘Cuz if I see you try to contain me,<br>
''Then when I kick your ass, and salt and shake thee<br>


''I’m gonna rip off<br>
''Your four-inch<br>
''[[Duck|Deformed dick]]<br>


''[[BlueSpike#Max|Shove it up your ass]]<br>
''Like a certain<br>
''[[Medallion of fail|Medallion]]<br>


''Then I’m gonna turn you into<br>
<div style="font-size: 16em; color: black;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>
''A murder<br>
''Statistic<br>


''Because, bitch,<br>
''I’m High-Fucking-Functioning-Autistic.<br>


''Out!<br>


Yeah. M’kay. Yeah yeah, yeah, m’kay, yeah you listen to that and you take in the words from that.


Peace, and have a good day.


==See also==
*[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
*[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]


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